Miscellaneous: Today, my best friend was throwing me my bachelorette partly....

By Evalynne - 06/04/2013 12:55 - United States - New Orleans

Today, my best friend was throwing me my bachelorette partly. A cop came by and said there have been complaints about the noise. Thinking he was the stripper we ordered, we pulled him into the house. He was an actual cop. FML

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By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

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By sexyfreak2510 - 03/09/2009 06:47 - South Africa

Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML

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By BUSTED. - 01/12/2015 19:02 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I punched a drunk woman who kept trying to force herself onto my husband. She turned out to be an off-duty cop. FML

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Don't dick around with those guys

By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

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By tsukinoie - 02/02/2014 06:33 - United States

Today, I invited my best friend to sleep on my couch while he looks for a new place. He walked inside, dropped his stuff on the floor and asked me my policy on hookers. I laughed it off as a joke. Half an hour later my doorbell rang. He took my laughter as a yes. FML

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By bellaskyeb - 08/01/2012 17:42 - United States

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

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By jadehin - 08/11/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I had a small gathering of family and friends over to celebrate my son's baptism. One of my friends happens to be a police officer. The entire event consisted of him arresting three of my family members. Don't worry, he came back to get some cake. FML

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I always feel like somebody's watching me

By Chris - 20/11/2012 05:03 - United States - Lakewood

Today, my ex-girlfriend was supposed to come pick up her things, and while I waited I took a nap. Thirty minutes later, I woke up with two police officers hammering on my door. They'd come to get my ex-girlfriend's things and said they were "watching me." That's the last time I date a cop's daughter. FML

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Being boring

By dicedicebaby - 23/03/2015 00:20 - United States - Columbus

Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML

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PARTAY!

By Life of the party - 19/08/2009 05:13 - France

Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML

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MarilynI 9

Saturday 6 April 2013 19:18

Well that's awkward. Did he stay?

Imhere4fml 24

Saturday 6 April 2013 19:19

I'm guessing you thought the cop car in the street was just for show too ?

Comments

mangoboy1 19

Saturday 6 April 2013 19:31

If I was the cop I would just wing it and start stripping.

sig4life 18

Saturday 6 April 2013 21:06

I think the bulletproof vest would've been hard to get off. Puns intended

SheBeNeNe 16

Saturday 6 April 2013 19:39

Did you call your future husband and explain that the stripper was holding you against your will?

why6so6serious 6

Saturday 6 April 2013 19:39

Maybe you shouldn't be ordering a stripper when you're going to be getting married...

ZombieSazza 34

Saturday 6 April 2013 19:52

Why not? Men order strippers for bachelor parties, so why is not OK when a woman orders a stripper for the bachelorette party?! Lol, FYL OP, shame he wasn't the real stripper! I hope the real stripper did show up though, sounds like it was a good party! XD

UsernameHere234 13

Saturday 6 April 2013 21:30

29, I agree. I never actually fully understood the whole stripper or hooker thing for any bachelor(ette) party. If your getting married shouldn't you refrain from that sort of stuff?

imagineapc 11

Saturday 6 April 2013 22:42

Every couple is different. My boyfriend's ideal bachelor party is a round of golf with his buddies and a stripper to ride along with everyone in their golf carts. I am in no way opposed to this. We have been committed to each other for 2.5 years, and no stripper is going to change that.

imagineapc 11

Saturday 6 April 2013 22:45

That said, my ideal bachelorette is two nights in Vegas with my girls. One night drinking, gambling and dancing our little asses off. The other night full of the Thunder from Down Under! I love my boyfriend, but I still like to LOOK at other guys - hell, I still like to look at other women!!

thats_my_job 11

Sunday 7 April 2013 0:31

I don't think either of you are ready after 2.5 years. Keep trying to pretend you are though! Seems to be working well for you ;)

imagineapc 11

Sunday 7 April 2013 1:03

Haaaaaahahahaha you have no idea, and that's cute.

Success4444 12

Sunday 7 April 2013 2:41

29- why so serious?

caitlinrawrr 9

Sunday 7 April 2013 5:59

71- That's my plan for my 21st birthday! Thunder From Down Under!!!

charvisioku 22

Monday 8 April 2013 0:30

34: Actually I think it's weird to get a stripper for a 'bachelor party' whether you're male or female. It strikes me as out of place - "I'm about to commit myself to this person for life but I want to hire some random stripper to take their clothes off for me" doesn't make any sense to me. If other people want to do it that's obviously their choice but I wouldn't dream of it myself.