No health allowed!

By Eat that whiskey steak or else! - 01/07/2018 20:30 - Spain - M?laga

Today, I came back home from uni for the first time in 9 months. Since I started living on my own, I gave up all alcohol, sodas, and animal products. My family was so eager to see me that even cousins and uncles were there. For the "intervention". FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 41

YDI for bringing shame upon your family by trying to be healthy for a change. Hopefully they send you to rehab for just refusing alcohol.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

this reminds me of the time my mom said i'm allowed to smoke weed then referred me to the drug counselor without me knowing

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

YDI for bringing shame upon your family by trying to be healthy for a change. Hopefully they send you to rehab for just refusing alcohol.

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PenguinPal3017 19

Do you still play nightcrawlers?

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openawhole00 6

at least your friends didn't start calling you salmon dick

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acmariner99 25

I’m just going to sit here with a beer and a cheeseburger and watch what happens.

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Yudith 24

No wine? In Malaga, Spain, city of one of the most delicious wines in the world? How dare you! Go wash your mouth with iberico ham and malaga right away!

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Emma Marshall 19

You must be American

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

this reminds me of the time my mom said i'm allowed to smoke weed then referred me to the drug counselor without me knowing

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Burle 17

If your family thought an intervention was necessary they probably just did it for their own humour, because like most people who start bettering themselves you probably felt the need to tell everyone all about it

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Emma Marshall 19

And? So what. He can congratulate himself for making positive changes. Not his fault if others feel guilty.

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RichardPencil 30

You picked the wrong day to give up Coke!

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Davros 12

9 months you say? What did they want you to give up, spitting kids out like a Pez dispenser?

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nevereyes 31

Giving up sodas is great but y'all need animal products.

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Emma Marshall 19

How dare you be healthy and compassionate!

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