Miscellaneous: Today, my best friend was throwing me my bachelorette partly....

By Evalynne - 06/04/2013 12:55 - United States - New Orleans

Today, my best friend was throwing me my bachelorette partly. A cop came by and said there have been complaints about the noise. Thinking he was the stripper we ordered, we pulled him into the house. He was an actual cop. FML

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By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

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By sexyfreak2510 - 03/09/2009 06:47 - South Africa

Today, at my bachelorette party, I got so wasted, I ended up giving my stripper a lap dance because he "wasn't doing it properly". There's photos. FML

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By BUSTED. - 01/12/2015 19:02 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I punched a drunk woman who kept trying to force herself onto my husband. She turned out to be an off-duty cop. FML

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Don't dick around with those guys

By Cuntface McGee - 21/02/2014 21:37 - Romania - Dej

Today, I was chilling out with my friend in a parking lot, when a police officer came up to the vehicle and suspiciously asked what we were up to. My friend sarcastically said, "Uh, doing drugs? Planning a drive-by? Haha!" We soon found ourselves in the back of a cop car. FML

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By tsukinoie - 02/02/2014 06:33 - United States

Today, I invited my best friend to sleep on my couch while he looks for a new place. He walked inside, dropped his stuff on the floor and asked me my policy on hookers. I laughed it off as a joke. Half an hour later my doorbell rang. He took my laughter as a yes. FML

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By bellaskyeb - 08/01/2012 17:42 - United States

Today, I had to bail my drunk husband out of jail after he and his best friend tried to steal a police horse from an officer. FML

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By jadehin - 08/11/2010 01:09 - United States

Today, I had a small gathering of family and friends over to celebrate my son's baptism. One of my friends happens to be a police officer. The entire event consisted of him arresting three of my family members. Don't worry, he came back to get some cake. FML

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I always feel like somebody's watching me

By Chris - 20/11/2012 05:03 - United States - Lakewood

Today, my ex-girlfriend was supposed to come pick up her things, and while I waited I took a nap. Thirty minutes later, I woke up with two police officers hammering on my door. They'd come to get my ex-girlfriend's things and said they were "watching me." That's the last time I date a cop's daughter. FML

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Being boring

By dicedicebaby - 23/03/2015 00:20 - United States - Columbus

Today, I had my 18th birthday party. At midnight, three police officers showed up at my door and asked if they could look around. Were we doing anything bad? Nope. My friends suck at parking. Before they left, the officers said that this was the most toned down party they'd seen in years. FML

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PARTAY!

By Life of the party - 19/08/2009 05:13 - France

Today, I threw a party while my parents were gone. I forgot that our alarm automatically turns on at 11 pm, so when people opened the door, it went off. I couldn't find the number for the alarm company, so the cops showed up. Everyone started cheering because they thought they were strippers. FML

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Saturday 6 April 2013 19:18

Well that's awkward. Did he stay?

Imhere4fml 24

Saturday 6 April 2013 19:19

I'm guessing you thought the cop car in the street was just for show too ?

Comments

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Saturday 6 April 2013 21:00

So women bachelors ordered a male stripper? I know what I'm doing in college :)

capnbzarr 43

Saturday 6 April 2013 21:38

You ladies really know how to laissez les bons temps rouler!

Mookiisfabulous 15

Saturday 6 April 2013 21:47

I know many people had said it, but ... Awkward... Very very awkward

andy1500726 19

Saturday 6 April 2013 21:54

so I guess the gun on his belt was just a prop 2. really realistic stripper don't u think?

chrisbreastr0kr 11

Saturday 6 April 2013 22:11

This is just the family guy episode. Except the cop kept his clothes on. And OP kept her glasses as well.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Saturday 6 April 2013 22:55

Lmfao. That episode is hilarious.

Portugirl 13

Saturday 6 April 2013 22:33

I just read the cop's story here on FML, haha.

iliketrains09 12

Saturday 6 April 2013 22:41

Found the cop's side of the story when I was moderating :D Today, since I'm a cop, I was sent to check on a noise complaint at a bachelorette party. Thinking that I was a stripper for their party, the ladies pulled me in. My partner waiting in the car thought it was hilarious and can't wait to tell my buddies about the vodka they poured on me. FML

Obey_StudBoii 23

Saturday 6 April 2013 22:57

Lol that's going to be one hell of a story to tell later on in life.

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 6 April 2013 23:44

All I can say is, I wish I was there!

xTrepidation 14

Sunday 7 April 2013 0:09

I can just picture OP and the group of girls pulling him in saying "Wow he looks just like the real thing!" The cops face throughout this was probably priceless.