Miscellaneous: Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should...

By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 23:06 - United States

Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML

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By obsceene - 18/10/2010 10:49 - United States

Today, it was wacky tacky day at my school. I did not participate, however, I did get voted the tackiest outfit in my school. FML

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By Amanda Ross - 18/11/2010 23:12 - United States

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Norristown

Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML

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By anyoldnamewilldo - 11/12/2014 16:10 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, I wore what I thought was a hideous sweater from the thrift store for an ugly sweater contest. I've gotten more compliments on it than anything else I've ever worn. I can't even succeed at failure. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 15:30 - United States

Today, I took off my sweatshirt in the middle of class. The tanktop I was wearing underneath went with it. FML

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By Uglyshirts - 09/04/2009 08:44 - South Africa

Today, I was the first one to wear the ugly corporate shirts we received. The people in my office-all of them guys were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet and saw the shirt gapes open in front and you could see my boobs. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 14/01/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

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By hrs220 - 21/05/2016 21:55 - United States - Lake Zurich

Today, I gave a presentation for my final on class. While I was giving the speech my shirt strap broke. I ended up flashing everyone including the teacher. At least I got an A. FML

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By boytoy - 02/09/2009 21:23 - Canada

Today, I went to my school to take my yearbook picture. I was wearing a shirt that said ANALOG on the front. When I bent in to take the picture, part of my shirt overlapped itself. Now I'm known as the ANAL kid in the yearbook. FML

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By barebackingit - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Kanata

Today, I woke up late and had to rush to catch my bus. Upon arriving at school, I was hot from running and took off my sweater. It was then, in a lecture hall with 400 people, that I realised I hadn't put a shirt on underneath. FML

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Sunday 5 April 2009 2:07

LMAO. bummer, man. buy better shirts?

crazy_cat_lady 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:08

At least you won! Wooohoooo!!! You are a CHAMP!

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Safko 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 12:00

Try to buy decent shirts next time.

nrgeer 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 12:48

I think you need to do some better shopping in the future, because I'm sure the rest of your shirts are just as bad.

asswipewanks 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 13:55

i hope the class had no idea you forgot.. hahahaHAHAHAHA !

eschreib 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 15:36

llllooolll

lovergirl123 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 16:30

haha, aww that sucks! Maybe you should buy nicer shirts?

theconqueror_fml 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 17:46

your subconscious picked the shirt for you

AlwaysDouze 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 23:52

That's hilarious. Don't worry about it, you can just laugh it off and wear prettier things next time/year.

Remegy 3

Monday 6 April 2009 2:59

someone needs a new wardrobe...

balanceMMX 0

Monday 6 April 2009 4:39

sounds like you need to start watching "what not to wear" on TLC (good show)

mochiduck 0

Monday 6 April 2009 6:37

LMFAO # 37!!!

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