By DOCMONROE - 30/09/2013 22:51 - United States - Marion

Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I begged my friend to sell me her breast milk. FML
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Lemurcat 12

Op, if she doesn't like the idea, don't keep pushing it on her. It doesn't matter how perfect breast milk is, friends come first. If she's uncomfortable and doesn't want to sell, lay off.

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smilefreak 8

OP, you seriously need psychiatric help.

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kadeg_fml 7

He does have a point... All the facts are there (in caps albeit). But if you think about it human milk is made for humans specifically. Also the **** sapien is the only mammal to consume milk after infancy. We don't even drink our own milk. I see nothing wrong with this. But it is a little bit strange to ask a friend, maybe get married or get a girlfriend.

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packrat 26

Um, and father hordes of kids just so he can have a lifetime supply of breast milk for himself? I'm sure she'll stick around because pregnancies are so much fun. Google mastitis, please. That is even more fun.

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Coeliacchic93 21

we're not supposed to be able to digest milk after infancy, that's why quite a lot of people are lactose intolerant to a varying degree.

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brezzyanna 17

Cats like milk. So do dogs. Most other animals don't have the right hands to milk a cow or goat, so where would they even get milk? If you give milk to another animal though, they will drink it.

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Martinez0285 28

this fml gave me cancer... and his reply must be stuck on lifting.. calm yer ****!!

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kellyfrommt 1

Arnold used steroids. He even admitted it. If you believe he drank breast milk, I have some beachfront property in Arizona I'll sell you.

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SailorSolaris 43

We're missing the WTF button.

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