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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 21:54 - United States

Today, my boss announced that instead of holiday bonuses being on the cards, the company is going under and we'll all be out of a job next year. FML

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By robthebuilder - 26/10/2010 06:35 - Canada

Today, while at work, I was asked to see my boss. I was informed that the company would be laying off 20 people, and that I was one of them. I was told I could finish off the week, then was sent back to work. Twenty minutes later, my boss walked around and handed us all Christmas party invitations. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 18:21 - France

Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 19:38 - United States

Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML

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By CalebNotShomo - 25/12/2014 15:25 - United States - Houston

Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML

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By Screwed - 01/05/2017 14:00

Today, I was informed that- despite an already skeletal staff- my supervisor is leaving the company. Tomorrow. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 05:09 - United States

Today, at the job I've had for eight years, I finally got the raise I was supposed to get a year ago. One hour later I found out the store was closing and we were all out of a job in two weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/12/2013 14:27 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boss decided that a mug and a public 'thank you' were a sufficient substitute for a Christmas bonus. FML

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By JunkDex - 23/12/2015 07:45 - Australia - Merrylands

Today, my boss thought it would be a great idea to delay paying me until after Christmas. There goes rent, bills, food and of course Christmas presents. FML

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By Underpaid - 08/05/2022 12:00 - Canada

Today, my boss complained about how his performance bonus is too small, as he expected it to be the total amount accrued rather than a percentage. He also made the decision to not give any of the employees profit sharing this year, because the company didn't beat the budgeted increase in profits. FML

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By soon to be unemployed - 28/01/2014 22:36 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, my boss let me know that I'm being laid off, via a text message that ended in "lmao". FML

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Saturday 3 December 2011 0:56

what kind of asshole votes this as you deserved it?

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Saturday 3 December 2011 0:55

Time to start hookin :)

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pnutbudajelly 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 5:27

Welcome to life. Happened to my office a year ago. Good luck.

FarSide 22

Saturday 3 December 2011 6:50

So.... to make up for the lost bonus, just "find" a few laptops laying around before you leave...

strech1012 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 7:22

That sucks. But it reminds me of the movie Christmas vacation

shrdlu 28

Saturday 3 December 2011 11:42

I got laid off from a retail job on Xmas eve. Not everybody there or the temps, just me.

zecagle 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 11:58

Hmm..sounds promising.

mizunwantedxx 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 14:27

that exact thing happened to me last year :( sorry op. you'll find something better!

AliCat18 12

Saturday 3 December 2011 15:06

wow im sorry! that sucks. You deserve a major bonus for hearing that kinda news!

feno_fml 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 15:35

Ouch.

Okayitwasme 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 15:54

Get your boss to give you an amazing reference! One that will guarantee you a new job! Stay positive OP.

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Sunday 4 December 2011 3:27

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Today, I was finally able to see a dermatologist and figure out why my skin problems are so awful. The good news is that I now have an answer: Hidradenitis suppurativa. The bad news is that it's a permanent condition. It's been making my life miserable since I was fourteen, and it's PERMANENT. Great. Just great. FML

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Today, I received a call offering me a job with the census bureau. I applied for this job 6 months ago while I was still fighting tooth and nail to stay where I was. Since I didn't get the job, I was evicted from my apartment, got on public assistance, and moved from North Carolina to Florida with my mother. FML

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Today, my mother-in-law purchased matching Christmas presents for myself and my sister-in-law to open together in front of everyone. Guess who are now the proud owners of matching metal tampon cases. FML

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