Work: Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing...

By kalamar5 - 25/05/2014 20:54 - Norway - Sarpsborg

Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML

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By Double Standard - 12/10/2018 08:30 - United States - Menasha

Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML

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By arknvl - 07/03/2013 18:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML

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I know that sound

By boredatwork - 29/01/2010 15:33 - Canada

Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML

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One law for thee…

By Anonymous - 22/08/2021 13:59

Today, my boss called me while I was working from home to bitch me out over being away from my computer for 49 minutes, when my lunch break is only 45 minutes, thus wasting another 13 minutes. My boss is known for spending hours online gaming from home during work hours. FML

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Unreasonable

By Tanner_6969 - 11/05/2019 04:00

Today, my boss told me I can't use the computer for entertainment. This coming from the same person who spends hours at a time every day on Facebook and other similar websites. I'm also not allowed to sit down while using the computer, which I use about half of the day. FML

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You deserved it 241

Asshat walking

By Bad employee - 28/06/2023 11:00 - United States

Today, a random customer at work admonished my coworker for being on her phone. During our lunch break. As he walked away, my coworker muttered, "What the fuck is his problem?" I nodded in agreement. He heard her and saw me nodding. As did our boss. Time to get written up. FML

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You deserved it 176

By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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You deserved it 37 788

Kinda harsh, don't ya think?

By are you kidding me???? - 20/07/2012 04:58 - United States - Chaplin

Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML

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You deserved it 1 953

Suspicious activity

By Anonymous - 06/12/2023 00:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was working on entering a lot of information in the system. When I'd finished, I closed the screen to move on to the next steps, my boss came by to see how I was doing, just in time to see me looking at a now-blank screen. I'm convinced that my boss thinks I closed a screen that wasn't work related. FML

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You deserved it 125

By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 14:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML

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Kiki242 19

Monday 26 May 2014 2:03

Hypocrites are everywhere.

boxbrandon11 20

Monday 26 May 2014 2:04

Send him a notification to play FarmVille!

Comments

91hayek 31

Monday 26 May 2014 2:30

Maybe he was doing work stuff on facebook?

Tthug 34

Monday 26 May 2014 4:40

Yeah...that's what they all say. Same excuse applies to pornhub if you sell it right.

yzzami 17

Tuesday 27 May 2014 7:12

#29, you do realize many companies have facebook pages as a means to advertise right?

worldclassrager 39

Monday 26 May 2014 2:35

Well he needs to check is own intentions before taking you out for your leasure...you actually had a resin though

ashseal 11

Monday 26 May 2014 2:39

Bosses just suck. Most end up with a superiority complex.

SherBear133 7

Monday 26 May 2014 2:47

Your boss can do what he wants, because he's THE boss. He can take a random time off, show up late, or not even show up at all. He might be lazy or the biggest ass ever! Yea, unfair right? That's the perk of being a boss though. You, on the other hand, are being paid by your boss to do your job. If you want to have the right to browse the web while on the job, then I suggest finding another boss that will allow that or being your own boss. That's simply the way it is.

zandalee 19

Monday 26 May 2014 2:53

Sad but true.

pitbull998 1

Monday 26 May 2014 4:49

I'm so glad you said that. Authority doesn't mean anything to people anymore. The boss can do what he wants with his time and it's none of his employees business. However, what the employees do is his business... Get over yourselves people. You choose where you work, and if you don't like what your boss is doing, freakin find another job.

gracehi 31

Monday 26 May 2014 5:13

His boss may not be the one writing the checks. He could just be a supervisor appointed by someone else. And while, yes, having authority she's does give one more freedom to do as one pleases at work, the best leaders lead by example. This FML, and the reactions it has incited, just goes to show what a bad policy it is for a boss to do what he tells his employees not to do. It fosters disrespect and poor morale.