By Anonymous - 16/02/2014 17:22 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML
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MomentoMori 23

Your boss needs to take a chill pill. No worries, keep smiling! Good luck to you :)

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HowieDoIt 21

Just smile really creepily and say, "May I take your hat, sir?"

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AnonymousAlpaca1 18

No, you're showing too much gum! Now it's not enough! Your teeth are the wrong shade of white! Pull the corners of your mouth up another fourth of a centimeter! Does that look like a fourth of a centimeter to you?! God Dammit you're worthless! And are you wearing light pink lip gloss with glitter?! You know it's mandatory to wear medium pink lip gloss with a mild shimmer! The customers will never respect you if your lips are the wrong shade of pink! SMILE RIGHT OR YOU'RE FIRED!!

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martin8337 35

Now you got nothing to smile about.

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Neighborhoods 8

i feel ya OP, if it's any consolation; bosses aren't supposed to make any sense.

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Bibliovore 26

#28, yes, bosses are supposed to make sense. If your boss makes no sense, it's probably time to ask questions or look for a different job. With a smile, of course...

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usernamepurp 8

That's stupid as hell. But hey, look on the bright side, at least you still have a job!(:

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worldclassrager 39

Was your smile upside down? I don't think there is a wrong way to smile...

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Witchylady 17

Sorry OP. I know how you feel. I once got a lecture when I worked in retail about how I was not smiling enough and was told my job was on the line if my smiles did not equal the amount of hours I worked per shift. Smiling all day is near impossible unless you are a crazed clown. I hope you find a better job soon. One that doesn't out unrealistic expectations on their staff. If you do happen to quit make sure you tell her to F*** Off. Good luck

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Fagologyy 12

bosses are usually like that just because they are "above you" keep up the good work

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Msraina 8

Been there. I got sent home for not smiling when there were no customers around.

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