By Anonymous - 07/06/2014 05:15 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML
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Indianboy9321 25

Smile the shit out of your face while you wash the shit out of those dishes like no one else!

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MAD01502 20

Your boss is an idiot!

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Nightwing98 22

Everyone wants a happy workplace!

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DocBastard 38

Morticians? Divorce lawyers? Sexual assault social workers? Great, now I've gone and depressed myself. Maybe OP should smile and cheer me up or something.

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91hayek 31

Only the last one I couldn't see myself enjoying. I think if I dug deep enough and low enough I could enjoy people who wished they were still alive, and others who wished each other were dead.

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ksks1234 33

You would be surprised, Doc. We funeral people are usually laughing and happy.

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Jlmstar 4

had no an idea dishwashers could smile or even use the internet

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wanted_2_want 40

Specially when you collect the outrageous funeral fees!! #35

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popprock 13

Mind if I ask, but what reason is there to be happy when your job is washing dishes?

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Crazyjohnb 23

Start smiling like the people from the purge.

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zinoxity 23

Maybe they just like seeing their workers show happiness while in the work place.

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Indianboy9321 25

Smile the shit out of your face while you wash the shit out of those dishes like no one else!

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Saywat145 17

When I first read it, I imagined OP as a machine that washes dishes in homes. Right after I realised the real job he has....

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MAD01502 20

Your boss is an idiot!

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ThatFancyPenn 18

I feel like I'm an idiot because at first I thought that OP was actually a dishwasher appliance. I think I should try sleeping.

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spluver0005 17

31, Maybe he's the Maytag guy in the commercial

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leary96 15

My boss told me the same thing, but she followed it up with a "people might think you don't wanna be here" after a very sarcastic "really" I got written up.

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CharismaGeek 19

Freaking fantastic comeback. Good job.

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thesmeagol 22

got this all the time when I was a dishwasher, granted I was hungover half the time as it was weekends only. you couldn't get me to smile unless you made me food haha

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ElricMustang 23

It's always a good idea to show up to work hungover -.-"

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emily4040 18

Why would you go to work hungover?

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thesmeagol 22

it was dishwashing, not like it required much thought to perform my duties. When the cooks were still drunk at 5am I dont think a headache warrants any cause for judgment among the staff.

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junkman6 22

Some of the best cooks I know are alcoholics. Dudes taking swigs of rum and brandy the whole day while cooking.

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ksks1234 33

That Cajun cook guy they used to show on PBS had to be pretty drunk when cooking.

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cdawg69 10

Its all about you isn't it?

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foxwasalamb 24

some people have jobs they enjoy. such as childcare, being a chef, helping others. im sure plenty of people like those jobs

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91hayek 31

He wants people to smile more, I think that makes him a happyist.

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leary96 15

If OPs boss was a sadist he would want him to frown more

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Headcrab 29

Well you can make the best of it. It's better than no job. I was a dishwasher for 5 years when I went to school. Not the most fun job in the world.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Workin at the plate wash! Workin at the plate wash, yeah! C'MON Y'ALL AND SING IT

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