Intimacy: Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site... - FML

By The Sbeak - 13/02/2009 15:54 - United States

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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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supafly208 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:10

hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

Dirk_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:06

swallow a fork dude.

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archieal 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 2:27

wow, that blows. hope you bring your ass protector with you.

fckinbeetles 0

Saturday 17 April 2010 20:44

it doesn't auto match curse words like if you typed in fuc- it wouldn't match up with ****

vsk8p1mp720 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 5:43

XD this is funny

alexthecutie 0

Monday 26 April 2010 0:56

wats so bad Now you can have a sugar daddy

mac222 0

Monday 26 April 2010 4:31

I did and has a valid point but... no one likes red heads

toxic10uhc 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 5:10

347 your pic is the greatest thong I've ever seen.

Rikku95 0

Tuesday 27 April 2010 5:45

what the **** does everyone have against red-heads??? and btw I read it, and I have to agree.

Mixmziebell 0

Monday 3 May 2010 1:32

bring a condom for two

courtney504 0

Thursday 6 May 2010 15:13

Google autocompletes everything. doesn't necessarily mean he recently searched that. it always comes up with outlandish shit. heres some examples.... http://autocompleteme.com/

gasbreakdipdip 0

Friday 7 May 2010 6:07

cuz their ugly and cuz their gingers

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