Intimacy: Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site... - FML

By The Sbeak - 13/02/2009 15:54 - United States

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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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supafly208 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:10

hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

Dirk_fml 0

Friday 13 February 2009 18:06

swallow a fork dude.

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ILOVE2model 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 20:25

that's a little scary.. and wrong..

NightSkyx 0

Wednesday 8 September 2010 20:54

someones gettin a good dicking

jordanandkensie2 0

Friday 24 September 2010 6:33

holy shit, im scared of gay guys now

comedycentral56 0

Friday 1 October 2010 6:15

HAHAHA that's hilarious.

jamostaro 0

Friday 8 October 2010 16:34

I lol'd so ******* hard!

glassesgirl02 0

Saturday 16 October 2010 6:30

RUNNN!!!! he may not like you, but run like hell just in case!!!!

fast7fast 0

Monday 25 October 2010 2:04

suck his dick for a promotion

skyeyez9 24

Monday 25 October 2010 18:34

Don't accept ANY drinks from him, to prevent unknowingly drinking a spiked beverage. Or else your virgin asshole will be deflowered on the business trip.

Sae_Ghelk 6

Wednesday 2 November 2011 5:33

All aboard the penetration station. Next stop, virgin boy asshole.

dancer_whos_whee 0

Wednesday 3 November 2010 3:42

ahahahahahaaaaa :$

tannarox 0

Wednesday 10 November 2010 14:48

^^ wow, no shit. obviously everyone else didnt just read the same thing.

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