Work: Today, my boss came up to my desk to talk about a new project....

By ex-employee - 02/04/2009 20:16 - United States

Today, my boss came up to my desk to talk about a new project. He came up to my monitor so we can go to a website. My browser had frozen and I couldn't close it. The tabs I had open: Facebook, Gmail, Careerbuilder, Monster, and Resume Samples. FML

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By Double Standard - 12/10/2018 08:30 - United States - Menasha

Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2023 00:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was working on entering a lot of information in the system. When I'd finished, I closed the screen to move on to the next steps, my boss came by to see how I was doing, just in time to see me looking at a now-blank screen. I'm convinced that my boss thinks I closed a screen that wasn't work related. FML

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By hardlyworking - 04/03/2011 00:39 - United States

Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML

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By kalamar5 - 25/05/2014 20:54 - Norway - Sarpsborg

Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/04/2016 22:46 - Switzerland

Today, my boss and I were bragging about our new phones. I unlocked mine to show its awesome display, and accidentally opened a job search app. FML

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By themanontheright - 01/03/2010 20:50 - United States

Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML

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By Needsanewjob - 10/01/2012 15:34 - United States

Today, I guess I accidentally left Facebook open on my work computer while I went to the bathroom, because my boss updated my status to "Unemployed." FML

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By Robert - 01/07/2009 09:37 - United States

Today, I got two viruses on my laptop. One was a fake anti-spyware program that cluttered the screen with pop-ups. The other opened the browser repeatedly, each time to a generic porn site. This all conveniently happened at work, on a projector and during a meeting. FML

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I know that sound

By boredatwork - 29/01/2010 15:33 - Canada

Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML

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Rookie mistake

By Lokimagnus - 25/03/2020 23:05

Today, I was working from home. I felt very sleepy, so I set my online status “Active” and went back to bed. I woke up to 3 missed calls from my boss and an email from him, containing a webcam screenshot of me asleep in bed. I totally forgot he has remote access to my computer. FML

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Jcsati8 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:32

At least it wasn't ****?

JillianIsLoveee 0

Friday 3 April 2009 2:31

Not if their boss wanted them to go to a website.

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jack_frost_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 12:09

I love it how you said you 'went' to a website, as if it is an actual place.

theoldGP 0

Friday 3 April 2009 13:52

you really deserve that lol. that really sucks.. but you should have been doing your work

Carribu 0

Friday 3 April 2009 15:10

LOL #4! be happy you have a job :P but yeah just restart your computer if he asks why, just say it was being incredibly slow.

amy_shmamy 0

Friday 3 April 2009 15:31

so....did your boss notice? what did he say? ................?!?!?!?!

shaPOW 0

Friday 3 April 2009 15:48

turn the monitor off to buy time while you manually turn the computer off and reboot. unless he's looking really closely, it will look completely legit and he won't ask questions.

ohhhiiii 0

Friday 3 April 2009 17:32

um it could have been a million times worse, this is not a FML

happygirl_fml 0

Friday 3 April 2009 17:34

ugh... that really sucks. i'd say YDI, but i just feel bad for you!!

666midnight 0

Friday 3 April 2009 19:28

Never heard of task manager and ending the process directly? Instantly shuts down then just restart YDI tho, should be working not playing on facebook =P