By Myzyri - 08/06/2010 07:11 - United States

Today, my boss fired me because he said I was spending too much time surfing the internet. When I reminded him that my work computer isn't even networked, he said, "Oh, sorry, you're the one who takes too many smoke breaks." When I told him that I don't even smoke, he said, "Just go..." FML
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Myzyri tells us more.

I am the original poster. Several people (not from this website) suggested I sue. For $250, I got a lawyer to write a threatening letter to my previous employer. By the way, I worked in the accounting department for a beer distributor with about 80 locations in the midwest. The lawyer kept it vague since my employment was "at will," but did mention the Civil Rights Act hoping it might scare them a little since Civil Rights violations are bad for business reputations. Basically, I'd heard my old boss telling jokes about blacks, Hispanics, Polish people, etc. With me being Polish (half-Polish, but with a "ski" name), my attorney said it was the only possibility we had so long as we could get other people to say they'd heard him tell these jokes. It would show that he was prejudiced by nationality (national origin). I knew several of my co-workers had heard his jokes before and thought they were distasteful, but I wasn't sure they'd come forward since they were still employed there. We knew it was a long-shot, but for $250, I figured we'd try anyway and maybe they'd settle quickly and easily just to make me go away. I doubted that would happen, but I was thinking it was worth it if I could at least get a little money out of them to help my family make it through if I couldn't get another job for awhile. Anyway, the VP (the owner's son) actually called me to get details on what happened. I basically told him that my boss was always snotty with me and based on his jokes, it might be because I'm a "Pollack." Apparently, when my old boss filled out the paperwork for my termination, he wrote down that he fired me because of excessive tardiness (I have NEVER been late and, in fact, I was ALWAYS 30-45 minutes early even though I was salaried). I explained the situation from my perspective and the VP said he'd get back to me. Three days later, he called me and said that he personally looked into it. The electronic access cards we use to get into the building have a database that records when people come and go. It proved I had been EARLY and hadn't missed a day of work in the last 6 months (that's as far back as the records went). He said he also talked to my co-workers about my "level of character" and my old boss. Based on everything he found out, he fired my old boss for falsifying company documents (my termination papers). In the end, since I met all the qualifications for my boss's job, the VP offered it to me. It comes with a five year contract instead of "at will" employment and even better, it's a 20% pay increase. Finally, to seal the deal, they gave me an $8,000 signing bonus. I've decided not to sue and I start again on Monday! FML Rescinded.

Top comments

you can sue. they cant just fire you for no reason.

Dude, if you're for real... Then that was a win of epic proportions. Congrats on the promotion and showing that douche what happens when you mess with the wrong model employee.

Comments

EvilDave 13

OP should document everything about his work and the two reasons given. When OP files for unemployment, if they try to deny him as being fired for cause, he has proof against it. And, depending on circumstances, OP may be able to sue.

devans00 14

Wow. Sucks beyond words. Bad enough getting canned for something you did. Worse for something you didn't do.

xLeftoverxCrackx 0

What the hell does he do then??

wethekings7 0

wow...your boss is beyond an asshole....if i were u i'd hire a hitman...jk-lol:P

You know you can sue the company for that, right?

Ha! Looks like he ran out of excuse to fire you. But that does suck OP, good luck finding a job elsewhere "cause elsewhere ain't hiring!" ;]

Wow you Americans are crazy; you are all willing to work in places that don't actually need valid reasons to fire you? Don't you have unions for that kind of shite? If that happened in UK you'd cry unfair dismissal and sue them for a few hundred thou and win it easy.

77 if you do your job and keep your nose clean you will never loose your job. it has nothing to do with being a crazy American. I just do not understand why you have to make comments slamming Americans.

RedPillSucks 31

Unfortunately, in the real world there are lots of people who do a good job and get fired anyway. And you're right, its not about being a crazy American.

Every job I've ever had required that I sign a document acknowledging that either party may end the work agreement without reason and without notice. Unless the company agreed to keep him employed for a certain amount of time, then he shouldn't be able to sue. He obviously didn't make much of an impact in his position because his own boss couldn't remember who he was exactly. You don't have the right to a job. You don't have the right to keep your job. You can't be fired for unjust reasons, such as race, gender, or sexual preference, but being fired for no reason at all is not unjust, even if it does seem unfair.

I think he's gay made a move on you you refused he's advances so he fired you to get back at you