Kids, Disney and Work: Today, I was at work, the Disney Store. A little boy was crying...

By Ren - 27/01/2009 20:02 - United States

Today, I was at work, the Disney Store. A little boy was crying so I went over to him. After talking to him for a little while I found out he couldn't find his mother. When he became comfortable I went to help him stand up, he choked back his tears and then puked all over me from the waist down. FML

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By Kylie - 26/01/2010 16:13 - United States

Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML

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By herpmonster - 23/06/2012 16:59 - Italy

Today, I stepped out for some fresh air while I waited for my clothes to dry at the laundromat. Just as I was retrieving my clothes, a disheveled-looking kid staggered over, pushed me aside, and started vomiting his guts out all over my fresh clothes. FML

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By Andy - 16/12/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML

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By Shell - 05/03/2009 07:14 - United States

Today, I was working at Chuck-E-Cheese. If that isn't enough, I was put in the mouse costume. Due to the disgusting hot smell and atmosphere in the costume, I fainted in front of a birthday party. I awoke to a little boy screaming who then kicked me in the face and ran. FML

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By justwantingtohelp - 16/08/2013 05:02 - United States - Highland

Today, a child was choking in the store I work at. He was alone in the aisle, so I started the Heimlich without his parents' permission. After dislodging what was caught, his mother turned the corner and went screaming to my manager for touching her kid. I got a write up. FML

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By Felinefine - 15/08/2016 19:33 - United Kingdom - South Petherton

Today, after changing and dressing my 6-month-old into his super cute brand new outfit, I saw the telltale sign of him about to vomit. Without thinking, I cup my hand under his mouth and catch it all. I had to sit there with a hand full of puke and nowhere to dump it. FML

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By elfy2 - 03/03/2011 02:49

Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML

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By notsohappilyeverafter - 26/11/2011 21:54 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/11/2018 14:00

Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML

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geez_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:54

That's probably not a pleasant experience. Be glad you were not at mouth level with him though.

XxLorniklexX 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 4:51

well, then it was a good thing you stood up!

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XxLorniklexX 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 4:51

well, then it was a good thing you stood up!

geez_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:54

That's probably not a pleasant experience. Be glad you were not at mouth level with him though.

matt3495 1

Friday 30 September 2011 4:21

If je was at mouth level with that kid he would have way more problems to deal with

savage_pixie 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:38

Just think..you dont have to take that uniform home, and casting will give you another one! Good luck. Im in foods and you dont want to know what the room where we wash the dishes for new orleans square looks like.. 3 inches of water. sludge and soggy food. and that just the floor!

PaperxHearts_xox 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 23:11

Aww, at least you were nice enough to help the poor kid (: oh, and kudos to working at the Disney Store, lol; it must suck to have to listen to High School Musical and Cinderella all day xP