By Johnnogood - 09/10/2012 13:57 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
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DarkDaedalus009 8

What an asshole he can't do that just for that reason

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feldco1 17

Maybe his ex wife had a really deep laugh..

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thejewishfuhrer 17

Should've started laughing and demanding to get more in your divorce settlement... Errr I mean severance package.

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DocBastard 38

Well isn't that funny...Not funny like "Ha ha" but funny like "Wow, your boss is an assclown and deserves to be punched in the neck".

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ICastillo 24

Ya The boss needs to get Falcon punched in the face.

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fmlallthetyme 23

I'm laughing in my custom baby seal leather boots right now

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flockz 19

maybe she laughed at his insecurities about the size of his penis in her hands.

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davelc 1

Umm dude go report his to equal opportunity he can't legally fire you for that hope you have a whiteness it'll be even easier

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ga25ter 5

Laugh like a man, pussy.

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blackcherries 5

Maybe his ex wife was an ex guy? :/ anyway that's pretty shitty :( glad they can't fire you just for your laugh in France I'd be screwed else! Hope it's not too difficult finding another job over there than it is here!

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Pandacupcakelove 26

What? He can't possibly be allowed to do that! Report him.

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Tezoma 28

Crotch-stomp him on the way out and I'm sure he'll sound like a woman for awhile as well. Just kidding. Violence is rarely the answer.

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courtz94 24

Either you laugh like a woman or she laughs like a man. It truly could go either way.

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deathy94 14

He's probably mad that his ex-wife had her wedding ring sucked on their son's penis or maybe she got man hands and he has a small dick. Either FYL.... You should sew for getting fired without a real excuse and not getting warned earlier.

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kittytub 12

if you're "sewing" for getting fired, make me a blanket :3

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Werken247 14

if you're sewing I have some socks that need to be darned

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