Work: Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout...

By lk mm, n vwls - 11/01/2014 01:20 - United States - Mansfield Depot

Today, my boss hung a dartboard in his office. It has a printout of my employee photo taped to it. FML

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By poop - 08/01/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

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By golfstar11 - 11/12/2012 02:05 - United States - Savannah

Today, I was doing a presentation in front of my boss. On the last slide, someone had put a picture of a man's cock. I later found out it was my boss who did it. It was his "good reason" to fire me. FML

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By ikickgingers - 19/10/2011 16:49 - United States

Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML

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By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2009 16:27 - France

Today, my boss walked in my office to see me busy making a little Post-it dress for my pen. FML

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By asdfjkl - 15/04/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2010 01:31 - United States

Today, at work I was bored so I started to doodle on MS paint. My boss walks by and asks me to join him in his office. When I do so, he fires me for drawing offensive material. I drew a rainbow. FML

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By Woops - 27/08/2014 22:57 - United States - Secaucus

Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/05/2014 20:57 - India - Kundan

Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 21:48 - United States

Today, my co-worker and I played a game where we give each other the bird in whatever creative manner we could come up with. Deciding to be sneaky, I hid behind a wall with my middle finger up as I heard him walking into the office. It was my boss. FML

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JasonUMN 15

Saturday 11 January 2014 5:26

Maybe he's subtly telling the other employees that you're status is something to aim for. Be positive, op!

LaurenLo 17

Saturday 11 January 2014 5:26

As long as he can't aim, you'll be fine!

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mearth 2

Wednesday 15 January 2014 23:55

Like the handle. IEEAE

crfan7 7

Sunday 19 January 2014 7:39

sticks that he did that, but I like the "look mom, no vowels"

nstout901 17

Monday 20 January 2014 15:35

Maybe he's afraid you're doing such a good job you're going to replace him

worthlessACfan 11

Friday 24 January 2014 9:12

you can be happy he won't use you as dartboard (;

Defecately 18

Monday 27 January 2014 10:55

You had to do something to deserve this...

cwl727 32

Saturday 15 March 2014 0:25

Is that allowed?

JHPugh 19

Saturday 22 November 2014 15:22

Hell if my picture was on the dartboard I'd ask where them darts are at! Make him laugh and you're good op

NotmadYT 17

Tuesday 21 June 2016 23:17

Hanged*

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