Work: Today, my boss ordered me to read the Twilight series in order...

By that violates the Geneva conventions - 05/08/2016 09:33 - United States - Simi Valley

Today, my boss ordered me to read the Twilight series in order to determine if they are "appropriate" for his daughter to read. I'm a 25-year-old bank teller, and I definitely don't remember this in my job description. FML

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Same thing different taste

By anon_1996 - 08/05/2013 16:59 - United Kingdom - Haslemere

Today, my boss asked me to read through a document. I gave my feedback, saying it seemed like it had been written by an 8-year-old. Turns out it was in fact written by him. FML

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Grow up

By Anonymous - 17/12/2014 02:11 - United States - Gainesville

Today, a student's mother sent me an e-mail complaining that I was requiring her child to read a book containing mild profanity. She then demanded me to let him read an easier book. This would've been somewhat acceptable if the student wasn't in the 12th grade. FML

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By team hit bella with a car - 20/10/2014 02:20 - United States - Odenton

Today, after waiting for years for my oldest daughter to grow out of Twilight, my younger daughter discovered it. FML

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They're still books, technically

By breakmyfall - 15/11/2020 02:02

Today, my brother's girlfriend came over to visit and we got to talking about books. Thinking she'd be interested, I suggested a few. She responded that she "only reads good literature." The only books I've ever seen her read are Fifty Shades of Gray and the Twilight saga. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2016 14:55 - United States - Harbor City

Today, my 70-year-old boss asked me to order sexy lingerie she saw on the cover a magazine. FML

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Throwing shade

By deargodwhy - 04/09/2020 10:03

Today, my 12-year-old daughter was suspended from school for doing a book report on 50 Shades of Grey. FML

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Make your mind up

By Jason Brazil - 13/08/2019 14:00

Today, my boss threatened to fire me because I'm unproductive, and haven't been doing anything. He doesn't tell me what to do, and expects me to read his mind. When I ask him what he wants me to do, he gets pissed and says that I should already know what to do. FML

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By blakeintheoffice - 08/08/2012 13:53 - United States

Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML

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By boblaj - 22/05/2012 16:11 - United Kingdom - Hastings

Today, I took the day off work to be with my wife, since she's always bemoaning my lack of romantic gestures. As thanks, she spent most of the day reading Fifty Shades of Grey, which is basically a blatant plagiarism of Twilight, starring a pair of two-dimensional BDSM freaks. FML

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By Divorce? - 29/07/2017 00:30

Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML

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Suffolk_yourself 8

Friday 5 August 2016 17:01

If it's an order from your boss then presumably you can read the books at work on full pay? Although personally I'd rather be working!

marcranger 28

Friday 5 August 2016 16:49

I've known sadistic bosses, but that takes the cake! Any chance you can tell yours that based on what you've heard, those books aren't appropriate for anyone to read?

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Madrias 36

Sunday 7 August 2016 1:50

@#27: I'll admit, I tried reading the first book. I just don't like the writing style. Everyone has their preferences, and I'm sure for some, the story is good. I just couldn't get past the style, so I went back to books I enjoy reading. I can't honestly say that the story of Twilight sucks, but I can say honestly that I dislike the writing style.

mattrd_fml 31

Sunday 7 August 2016 5:18

I'm so sorry you had to subject yourself to twilight. FYL op.

nmrhog 15

Sunday 7 August 2016 16:38

Are you going to be on the clock while you read them?

gigiskye 20

Sunday 7 August 2016 19:39

Where is it abusive? Oh wait, it isn't

Nicole_S_ 13

Sunday 7 August 2016 19:48

I can say right now that no, no they are not appropriate for anyone of any age because the mythology is beyond f-ed up. VAMPIRES DO NOT EFFIN SPARKLE. END OF EFFIN CONVERSATION.

biopilot17 9

Sunday 7 August 2016 22:52

I'd tell him "am I getting paid for it? ..no? Ok then no I'm not going to "

WillMM76 12

Monday 8 August 2016 4:55

If you do it, you're a butthole.

childproofpizza 19

Tuesday 9 August 2016 10:14

Just tell him the book is shit and she shouldn't waste her time.

nicholcm 5

Tuesday 9 August 2016 19:17

say that you don't think they are appropriate and recommend the Fire and Ice instead (Game of Thrones). Maybe he wont ask you to proof read in future.