By CalebNotShomo - 25/12/2014 15:25 - United States - Houston

Today, my boss sent me a text message saying, "You're fired. Merry Christmas!" FML
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You deserved it 2 829
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ihartmytdi 23

Text back and say "Error 404. Text message not received. Please contact service provider." Show up the next day and quit. Checkmate.

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ShoyuSauceSoup 26

Who voted "You deserved it"? Nobody deserves a piece of shit boss! It was very rude of him/her to act like that.

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Surge_Heart 12

Another year, another chance to find an awesome boss ! Enjoy your holidays and good luck finding another job :)

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alitairi 18

in the state of texas its illegal for a boss to use "fired" to fire you. their supposed to let you down easy. reply with, "im suing you. merry Christmas! "

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EvilLittleMan 23

Just send the ******** two marbles in the mail with a note that says plant these and grow a pair. Best of luck to you.

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xninix_fml 36

Please this do this op it's a great idea haha.

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xninix_fml 36

Please this do this op it's a great idea haha.

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BadApple88 29

"Merry Christmas you filthy animal!" I'll see myself out.

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Armygirl93 10

what a coward. couldn't even tell you in person

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this_ghetto 16

I would have said I'm collecting unemployment from your ass

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mrmcleod 29

#22 unfortunately you can't if you've been fired. You have to have been laid off.

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mayhem372 8

Actually you can. I was fired for attendance and collected unemployment for a couple months. Maybe it's just the state and different rules idk

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