By hegchog12 - 16/01/2015 02:38 - United Kingdom

Today, my boss told me that as funny as it is, it is inappropriate to mock customers with my "fake" Scottish accent. I don't, he refuses to believe that I speak with a Scottish accent. FML
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What makes this FML worse is that I still live and work in Scotland. I brought it up with my boss, turns out he thinks it's "disrespectful" to put on my "fake" accent after the referendum. I really must look for a another job. I don't want to offend anyone but Im one of the few people in the Scottish highlands that don't speak the "queens English".

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Top comments

giantsfan2010 23

Did he not hear your accent when he hired you?

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Darkness_Hate 29

Tell him that in the UK you have Scotland and Scots speak with a Scottish accent. If he can't get it.. well...He's a braindead.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Go tell him to feed his lawn. Feed it!...

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Darkness_Hate 29

Tell him that in the UK you have Scotland and Scots speak with a Scottish accent. If he can't get it.. well...He's a braindead.

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G00N3R 19

Haha he definitely needs to become more culturally diverse

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giantsfan2010 23

Did he not hear your accent when he hired you?

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Exodiafinder687 58

He thought he was just doing an impersonation of Shrek and he hired him because that's his favorite movie. Little tip to anyone seeking a job: Do the entire interview as your interviewer's favorite movie character. Works every time. Well except for that time I hobbled my interviewer. I guess that's what he gets for liking Misery so much.

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rhysfucker 24

Start mimicking the way he speaks . He will either fire you or stop giving you grief.

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sarah5745 41

Why should he? He has a right to speak with his own accent..

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KrustyKrab 18

Show him birth records or any records that indicate you lives in Scotland and he still doesn't believe you... Is should be FHL.

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albertozeta_fml 9

"Boss I know that it sounds weird but I speak with a Scottish accent because I'm Scottish! Funny, isn't it?"

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ZombieSazza 34

Some people think you fake your accent, mine is quite thick for a Scottish lassie and some refuse to believe it's not fake. I'm from the North, we speak different up there than in the South. -_-

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TheAwesomeGuy123 11

Sounds like your boss really sucks OP, FYL.

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iwanttogotoparis 26

I don see how it's bad anyway, I love Scottish accents

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