Work: Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back...

By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 18:10 - United States - Gerber

Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML

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By theboywithlonghair - 09/09/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML

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Today, a cute coworker came into the office with a completely new haircut. Instead of complimenting him with, "I like your hair," I said, "I like your head." He backed away slowly and avoided me for the rest of the day. FML

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By Xpresss - 02/02/2009 10:39 - United States

Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML

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By Tooks - 28/07/2009 19:41 - United Kingdom

Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML

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By SteveO))) - 04/08/2024 20:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to a new hair salon that has just opened down my street. I asked them for a trim and a little bit of layering, just to keep things smart and professional. I walked out looking like a cross between a pineapple and a mop. Of course, as is often the case after a bad haircut, I have a job interview in two hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 02:50 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML

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By hmdge1 - 10/06/2015 03:21 - United Kingdom - Doncaster

Today, I found out that my boss of 2 years not only doesn't know my name, but calls me "Jew hair" behind my back because of my natural ringlets. This man determines all of my career progression. FML

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By it's just hair - 15/02/2018 19:00

Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML

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By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 03:22 - United States - Naples

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML

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Larawk 8

Wednesday 14 November 2012 22:15

The boss will look awfully dumb when your "trainer" doesn't show up to train you. FYL bro

winnerme123 8

Wednesday 14 November 2012 22:16

Go buy a wig then train yourself.

Comments

my2centsworth 15

Thursday 15 November 2012 4:40

Did you tell him you are the long-haired girly-looking idiot?

JustFMLME 7

Thursday 15 November 2012 5:13

So, the trainer is you right? Oh, thats normal. Get over it your boss was just feeling good out of the blue bullying on you. Even changing your hair makes you look different. Think of it this way, If your bald you look like a grown up baby. If you have hair you look normal.

winkydog4056 16

Thursday 15 November 2012 5:18

Who does OP work for? The New York Skankies? Sounds like he's been Steinbrennered....

Parris83 9

Thursday 15 November 2012 11:07

Could you not have refused to cut your hair? Anyway, sorry your boss is an absolute fool! Hope you enjoy the look on his face when he figures out you're the "girly looking idiot"!