Work: Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later...

By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 02:50 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML

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By scumdresser - 29/09/2012 20:34 - United States - Pittsford

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By Badhairday - 11/06/2015 23:14 - Canada - Whitby

Today, I arrived at the salon to get my hair done for prom. The lady at the front desk insisted I didn't have an appointment. After looking back on my recent calls, it turned out I called the wrong number and whatever asshole was on the other line played along. FML

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By Craig - 17/02/2010 06:30 - Canada

Today, I went to my hair dresser to get my haircut. When she asked me what I wanted, I told her "the usual". She confused me with another customer and gave me a mullet. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2024 14:00 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, while sitting at a table in a coffee shop, I overheard someone on the next table talking about their horrible boss. I joined in, complaining about mine, and going into great detail about what an arsehole he can be. Turns out, I was talking to my boss's sister. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By jacks_smirking_revenge - 06/03/2009 22:31 - United States

Today, while out to lunch, my sister called me and asked me to pick her up from the mall. I told her she'd have to wait. She got pissed off and started cursing at me, so I hung up on her. She called me back 37 times until I answered and yelled "WILL YOU LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE?" It was my boss. FML

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By oD_Ronan - 29/08/2013 07:39 - United States - Olympia

Today, my barber repeatedly threatened to stab me with scissors while I was getting my hair cut. FML

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By Mr_Jah - 04/07/2016 20:33 - United States - Boerne

Today, I got offered a free $80 salon haircut by a girl I've liked for awhile. Thinking this was my chance to get close to her, I accepted, only to find out it was for a class her boyfriend was teaching. He was the one cutting my hair. FML

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Seething

By Roy - 25/12/2023 23:00 - United States - Leavenworth

Today, a guy I genuinely hate more than anyone else in my life complimented my new haircut. I had to thank him or I'd be yelled at by my boss. FML

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greentide 9

Friday 30 January 2015 12:20

Should have slid the barber a little extra to take a little extra off the back of your bosses head

logicrules 11

Friday 30 January 2015 12:18

Try talking back. You never know you might find out they're not that bad. Some people just aren't cut out to be leaders.

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logicrules 11

Friday 30 January 2015 12:18

Try talking back. You never know you might find out they're not that bad. Some people just aren't cut out to be leaders.

chlorinegreen 27

Friday 30 January 2015 16:47

This could be a blessing in disguise.

RenoTheRhino 30

Friday 30 January 2015 12:18

You could ask your hairdresser to start talking to you, so maybe she would stop.

andfyourstoo 15

Friday 30 January 2015 14:00

Sadly if the boss is as obnoxious as OP said, she'd likely just talk over any conversion OP was having with the hair stylist.

greentide 9

Friday 30 January 2015 12:20

Should have slid the barber a little extra to take a little extra off the back of your bosses head

swanheart 35

Friday 30 January 2015 12:41

Or maybe an ear...

Knightchaser27 25

Friday 30 January 2015 15:32

Too much blood

arrow007archer 19

Friday 30 January 2015 16:51

That escalated quickly.

prostar9993 15

Friday 30 January 2015 12:21

Time for a new salon

AGB10 19

Friday 30 January 2015 12:23

Now that's a right hairy mess.

ohSNAPyall 26

Friday 30 January 2015 15:50

Cut it out!

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 1 February 2015 7:23

No need to get snippy about it #23.

Mauskau 35

Friday 30 January 2015 12:23

People are usually quite different outside of work, it could've been the start of a new friendship or your boss was just trying to be nice.

Welshite 39

Friday 30 January 2015 12:29

It goes both ways. I have coworkers who are just as big of jerks outside of work as in.

Mauskau 35

Friday 30 January 2015 15:15

That is true, but we're supposed to make OP feel better ;)

iwanttogotoparis 26

Friday 30 January 2015 12:37

At least she didn't threaten to fire you

Morning_fml 22

Friday 30 January 2015 15:55

I don't think she can threaten to fire OP outside of the workplace, that'd be abuse of power and frankly a little stupid.

Dreamsorrow93 24

Friday 30 January 2015 12:48

Should of started a fake convo with the stylist.

Noah197099 17

Friday 30 January 2015 12:58

If you really wanted to get out of a conversation with her, you should've told her that the trimmer was too loud and you couldn't hear her. But then again, if she really is obnoxious, she'd probably just start talking louder.