Work: Today, my boss told me to go outside and take part in the company's...

By mypelvishurts - 23/02/2013 07:32 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, my boss told me to go outside and take part in the company's stupid Harlem Shake video. When I declined, he threatened to fire me if I didn't take part. I ended up being the guy who had to furiously pelvic thrust before the music dropped. FML

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ollie179 21

Saturday 23 February 2013 12:13

This better be on youtube!

ocramavaf 15

Saturday 23 February 2013 12:14

just laugh it off op at the rate these Harlem shake videos are popping up on the web your company's will just be another grain of sand in the desert and consider the pelvic thrusting an endurance exercise for when you get to sleep with your bosses wife.

Comments

Xotoolyxo 16

Sunday 24 February 2013 0:06

You're getting paid to do dumb stuff just have some fun with it

itssjulia 13

Sunday 24 February 2013 0:44

That's awesome!

outoftown 26

Sunday 24 February 2013 4:14

Translation: My idiot boss forced me to "dance" in a company video. Now my pelvis hurts, but at least the video is evidence. Workman's comp, here I come!

HeartOfLead 24

Sunday 24 February 2013 6:13

I wonder what kind of mask you were wearing.

Ray_of_midnight 22

Sunday 24 February 2013 6:31

It's the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insane.

Rogerrr57 21

Sunday 24 February 2013 8:02

I hate this ******* stupid shit

stepenie 2

Sunday 24 February 2013 9:42

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xgetxbentx 13

Sunday 24 February 2013 12:26

Big deal? It's just a stupid fad, if it goes on YouTube people will think it's awesome, others will call it stupid and then in a few weeks everyone will forget about it. If this is the worst thing that happened, I'd say your day went okay.