Work: Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work...

By arknvl - 07/03/2013 18:12 - Norway - Trondheim

Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML

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By kalamar5 - 25/05/2014 20:54 - Norway - Sarpsborg

Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML

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By Double Standard - 12/10/2018 08:30 - United States - Menasha

Today, my boss yelled at me for having Facebook open at work. That's fine, I closed it and continued on with my work. In a meeting later on I could see the reflection of my boss's laptop screen in a mirror behind her desk. For two hours, I watched her scroll through her Facebook feed. FML

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I know that sound

By boredatwork - 29/01/2010 15:33 - Canada

Today, I was caught going on Facebook at work. I was called into my boss's office to be reprimanded, and while he was lecturing me on the importance of staying focussed and the misuse of company property, his computer beeped. It was his Facebook chat notifying him of a new message. FML

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Unreasonable

By Tanner_6969 - 11/05/2019 04:00

Today, my boss told me I can't use the computer for entertainment. This coming from the same person who spends hours at a time every day on Facebook and other similar websites. I'm also not allowed to sit down while using the computer, which I use about half of the day. FML

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By poop - 08/01/2011 01:31 - United States

Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2010 14:41 - United States

Today, I got fired from the job I'd had for eleven years for going onto Facebook while on the clock. When I got home, I saw that my boss had updated his status, from work, to "Finally fired that bitch." FML

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Life imitates life

By Anonymous - 20/08/2015 17:48 - United Kingdom - Glenrothes

Today, my boss bitched me out for violating workplace privacy, after he found an FML post from last year that eerily resembled a situation that happened the same year. He thought I posted it and twisted things to make him look like an idiot. I've never posted here in my life. FML

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Kinda harsh, don't ya think?

By are you kidding me???? - 20/07/2012 04:58 - United States - Chaplin

Today, my boss fired me for "fooling around" on my phone. I was looking for supplies for a surprise party we are throwing him for his birthday, and I didn't want to do it on my work computer because he has access to our history. Also, this happened during my lunch break. FML

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Unfair

By Flaps - 27/11/2010 12:36 - United States

Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2016 20:14

Today, my boss yelled at me for leaving on time. After months of management hounding us about our overtime, I get in trouble for doing what I was supposed to do. FML

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tjv3 10

Friday 8 March 2013 2:37

I bet your boss and mine are related

SomeRandomGuy15 18

Friday 8 March 2013 2:39

Yeah! How dare you do your job, OP! Shame on you!

Comments

asdfjkl123456 13

Friday 8 March 2013 2:48

He must be really fun at parties!

FMLJFL 5

Friday 8 March 2013 2:49

Grow a pair and explain it dumbass!

thebaddayblues 3

Friday 8 March 2013 3:09

I wonder if he's been smoking that reefer, boy.

BronayPonay 6

Friday 8 March 2013 6:02

LMFAO yes!

TheVoicesTalk 3

Friday 8 March 2013 3:09

I feel for you OP!

MDTeddy 13

Friday 8 March 2013 3:50

Op should tell his boss that. Also, is this the first his boss was a mean bitch?

lec17 10

Friday 8 March 2013 4:00

Boss logic.

cupcakechick 17

Friday 8 March 2013 4:21

I work at a flea market and part of my job is to hang up signs on booths when vendors don't show up, people will take thos signs down and ill get in trouble for it, even tho I do my job but my boss doesn't believe me, so I can sorta understand

Majora738 9

Friday 8 March 2013 4:24

Why not just explain to him that you have to do it? What kind of boss doesn't know his own employees' responsibilities lol

wvcheesehead1 9

Friday 8 March 2013 4:41

Bosses are usually way behind when it comes to what is actually going on in the workplace... just tell the person who assigned you the task and have them run it up the chain. You will not get an apology but may get the rectal exam of constant supervision dismissed.