You what now?

By small dick energy - 02/05/2019 04:00

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Today, I found out just how much of a psychotically insecure nitwit my boyfriend is. He flew into a screaming rage that I was only adding cucumbers to my water and my meals lately to insinuate that he has a small penis. Yeah, I’m confused too. FML
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RichardPencil 30

It might help if you didn’t circumcise the cucumbers before swallowing them whole.

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purplekanc 22

I had a boyfriend like that once.. I left him. I couldn’t deal with his insecurities especially since he didn’t want to get professional help. He was too toxic

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Steo420 6

time to go find a big dick lol

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RichardPencil 30

It might help if you didn’t circumcise the cucumbers before swallowing them whole.

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aangel94 9

This is definitely Little dick attitude

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Charlie Given 26

But make sure they're gherkins pickles 😂🤣

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Sonotsuave 35

Ditch the huge dick and go find a huge dick

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RichardPencil 30

Or an ordinary-sized dick attached to a guy who knows how to use it, because that’s just as good, right? Right?

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purplekanc 22

I had a boyfriend like that once.. I left him. I couldn’t deal with his insecurities especially since he didn’t want to get professional help. He was too toxic

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jbuckets_404 38

OP, better hold off on that hot dog & bratwurst grill-out this weekend!

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ViviMage 38

Maybe it's time to buy squat, short, and thick cucumbers?

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abfab5300 13

You need to get out of there ASAP. This will only escalate.

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