By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 07:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
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suitgirl5 5

If you don't know how to have sex or have an understanding of how it works at all you are too young to be doing it.

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Levvy 22

This is nature's way of telling you not to.

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kaptvesou1 4

If you don't know how, then you're not old enough!

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sunsisk 0

Watch **** that should work

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Azula272 14

Haha. It's called the Internet. N00bs

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subterra 7

1) how do you not figure out how to have sex? 2) if you can't figure that shit out, there's no way you should be doing it. 3) being that your to thick in the head to figure out the basics of sex, you both should get yourselves permanently fixed so as not to accidentally contribute to the population.

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SouthrnGal 3

If you don't know how it works your clearly not ready, maybe you should hit puberty first and learn a little more

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riptor911 10

U are seriously retarded if you don't know how.

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whiterabbit420 4

If it was that hard to figure out you are probably too young/ not ready anyways.

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benjaminvondamn 7

That is pretty special. And I don't mean 'special moment', I mean 'special needs'.

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