By Anonymous - 10/03/2012 07:23 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
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suitgirl5 5

If you don't know how to have sex or have an understanding of how it works at all you are too young to be doing it.

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RidingCJ 17

This means yall arent ready. And it looks like yall are 12 or something. smdh

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BrysGirl27 14

Practice makes perfect!!:)

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silent_bride 5

Ohhh, sweetheart. Please, please, educate yourself. Have your boyfriend educate himself, too. If you feel like it's time, you need to learn the facts - not only the "how-to", but the other stuff, too. Learn to protect yourselves from pregnancy and STIs. Learn about the emotional ramifications (because that'll always be part of it. Biochemistry has proven it). Learn about consent and what that means. Sex isn't a simple thing. It really is more than just a physical act that can feel good if you're both into it.

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XanderJayNix 17

Doesn't matter, had sex. Oh, wait, nevermind. It's the thought that counts?

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screw_this27 12

How hard can it be?

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XanderJayNix 17

If he couldn't get it in, obviously not very...

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stonerchick420 3

Took the words right outta my mouth

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Silverrr 0

There is probably a tutorial on the internet xD

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kimono_fml 17

like earlier comments said, educate yourself before you try to do anything. You guys sound like you're not even old enough to do it if you can't even figure it out though

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bananaburger 0

That's a sign your a little too young

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SmittyJA24 26

You should come to Idaho for lessons.

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Calyx_fml 21

First you put on a crotchless latex body suit and six inch heels. Then he puts on swim fins and a tutu. Cue the Tiny Tim music "Tip toe through the tulips" while you connect the car battery leads to the butt plug and apply 10-30 motor oil. Then you wrap him in cellophane while he sprays you with a seltzer bottle. After that just let nature take its course.

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XanderJayNix 17

Umm yes, I wanted to ask. 10-30 what? Mililiters, ounces, or gallons? Lmao

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allavina 4

I actually meant to give that a thumbs up, but I'm stupid and hit the wrong one. Sorry. :/

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