By Squeepy - 10/04/2016 03:45 - United States - Flat Rock

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to clean our apartment, and then we went out to grab a bite to eat. When we returned, I found a baby's sock in the middle of the floor. Neither of us have a baby, and nobody we know does either. Now I'm just waiting for the doll-themed nightmares tonight. FML
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Squeepy 19

Hey guys, OP here! :) So, good news everyone! I'm not dead (yet). Though I almost died laughing at these comments, thanks for making my day! :D I do believe that there is a logical explanation for this odd occurrence. We do have a communal laundry room in my apartment, as many of you have suggested. The strange thing is, we live in a building that only has 8 apartments, and none of us have babies or young children. And I was not doing laundry that day at all, nor do I recall seeing the sock before we left, which was in a very noticeable spot on the floor. I saw it immediately upon our return. Soooooooo ghosts. It's definitely ghosts. *DUN DUN DUUUUUUN* The plot thickens.

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george_s_4 30

Do any of your neighbors have a baby or did you have someone over recently who has a baby? Edit: never mind I just reread it. RUN

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darknut79 17

Do you guys have communal laundry machines in your building? If so thats probably where the sock came from. Happens to me on my campus all the time.

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IrisNoel98 15

Move out of the house while you still can.

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kennethlwinter 3

Is there shared laundry tho? Maybe it was accidentally left by a previous tenant? More info needed.

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False_Stupidity 41

It could also be that a temporary wormhole has deposited a baby sock from a future where you and your boyfriend have a baby.

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Kristoffer 35

In a town in the woods at the top of a hill is a house where no one lives So you take a big bag of your big-city money there, and buy it.

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Sir_Cow 17

Who you gonna call?

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SecundusSecunda 27

Run now, or accept your long, and painful death. There is no other way.

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