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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

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Same thing different taste

It's pronounced Renesmée

By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 16:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML

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By tacky_unrefined - 16/02/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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You deserved it 4 082

By Anonymous - 23/05/2017 14:00

Today, I went on a date after months of rejection and loneliness. Everything was going great until my date argued with me over the correct way to pronounce my name. FML

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You deserved it 319

By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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You deserved it 7 810

By Popscene - 26/09/2012 09:06 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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You deserved it 6 714

By bunnyyy - 07/01/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML

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You deserved it 3 826

Mr Mad

By Sorry Sir - 12/07/2023 11:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML

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You deserved it 174

Oddly suspicious

By Brittany - 17/04/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I began noticing a certain female name popping up on my husband’s social media notifications,so I asked him about it. He got irrationally upset at the fact that I pronounced her name wrong, told me she’s “nobody”, then said, “I hate it when you accuse me of shit!” I didn’t even accuse him of anything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 637

You deserved it 84

By rosabelle91 - 17/06/2012 14:58 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

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You deserved it 14 793

Jbfu 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 15:57

Hahahahahaha oh wow. Yeah he's not worth it

zombicidal 11

Sunday 4 September 2011 16:04

ann-on-a-mus not that hard now is it

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igary 5

Friday 27 July 2012 6:37

New boyfriend?

Orhugs 11

Sunday 28 October 2012 23:58

I've had bastards do that to me too, it's like EXCUSE ME ?!

happyapy 16

Saturday 21 September 2013 18:29

You done messed up A-Aron!

grumpy94533 11

Thursday 31 October 2013 12:26

LOL

NamelessFace 22

Saturday 24 January 2015 2:41

A-Aron?

brittaaany_93 38

Wednesday 11 March 2015 8:32

I'd like to know what your name is, as there can be several ways to pronounce a name, it just depends on what the person has been taught growing up.

xbaconator9000x 16

Friday 17 July 2015 22:34

Your name is Megan, isn't it? For the record, it's ME-GAN not MAY-GAN.

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 18 November 2015 21:24

What's your name?

qpdoll 19

Sunday 3 January 2016 5:19

And how does he pronounce his name? ********?

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Same thing different taste

It's pronounced Renesmée

Mr Mad

Oddly suspicious

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