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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

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Same thing different taste

It's pronounced Renesmée

By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 16:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML

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By tacky_unrefined - 16/02/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2017 14:00

Today, I went on a date after months of rejection and loneliness. Everything was going great until my date argued with me over the correct way to pronounce my name. FML

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By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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By Popscene - 26/09/2012 09:06 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By bunnyyy - 07/01/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML

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Mr Mad

By Sorry Sir - 12/07/2023 11:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML

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Oddly suspicious

By Brittany - 17/04/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I began noticing a certain female name popping up on my husband’s social media notifications,so I asked him about it. He got irrationally upset at the fact that I pronounced her name wrong, told me she’s “nobody”, then said, “I hate it when you accuse me of shit!” I didn’t even accuse him of anything. FML

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By rosabelle91 - 17/06/2012 14:58 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

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Jbfu 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 15:57

Hahahahahaha oh wow. Yeah he's not worth it

zombicidal 11

Sunday 4 September 2011 16:04

ann-on-a-mus not that hard now is it

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mzlonelyheart 0

Monday 5 September 2011 5:42

lmafo

EPICROCKERNINJA 8

Monday 5 September 2011 5:54

Dumb ass...(shakes head)

RentalCop 4

Monday 5 September 2011 6:08

Haha thats kinda funny but hes obviously a douche and is not even close to being right for you

fuckkyeaaaalaura 12

Monday 5 September 2011 6:42

maybe he's trying to pick a fight with you D:

JadaU13Love 1

Monday 5 September 2011 7:03

- Get rid of him.

coolstorysis101 1

Monday 5 September 2011 7:18

On the bright side, he didn't get your name mixed up with his ex. But fyl anyway. Dump his ass. :)

XCraig 0

Monday 5 September 2011 8:07

I keep trying to convince my friend LOUIS that his name is supposed to sound like LOOEE. Pretty sure I'm right!

sarahrahbabe 4

Monday 5 September 2011 8:40

You dumbass, who says their name wrong? You've been hearing for many years. But, lol, that is cute.

juicyfruit222 0

Monday 5 September 2011 10:14

Wtf?!? Weirdo! Lol

ItsApril 0

Monday 5 September 2011 12:06

Well that's just beyond dumb. Get a new boyfriend.

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Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML

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Today, I realized that my husband's family hates me for something I did 10 years ago. When I was 18. I’m so done apologizing for it. My daughter does not deserve to see her mother treated like this. FML

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Today, at 17 years-old my doctor told me my balls are riddled with multiple small cancerous tumours. They are now useless for sperm production and will have to be removed anyway to cure the cancer, but not to worry, for aesthetic reasons they can replace them with silicone balls instead. FML

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Today, I heard my dad screaming in the hallway. Thinking he was having a heart attack I ran to the hall without looking where I was going. I slipped and slid towards my dad in what turned out to be a mass quantity of diarrhea from one of my two dogs. He was screaming because he stepped in it. FML

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Today, my family said that we're all in this together, so I headed over to their house before the stay-at-home orders go into effect. When I arrived, my brother came out to stop me in the driveway to say they were practicing social distancing. From me. FML

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Same thing different taste

It's pronounced Renesmée

Mr Mad

Oddly suspicious

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