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By Anonymous - 04/09/2011 05:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

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It's pronounced Renesmée

By Anonymous - 05/03/2024 16:00 - United States - Virginia Beach

Today, I told my boyfriend in a joking manner that he says my name slightly incorrectly. Now he’s mad I didn’t tell him. FML

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By tacky_unrefined - 16/02/2009 23:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of four months broke up with me via text message. He spelled my name wrong. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2017 14:00

Today, I went on a date after months of rejection and loneliness. Everything was going great until my date argued with me over the correct way to pronounce my name. FML

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By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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By Popscene - 26/09/2012 09:06 - Australia - Gold Coast

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument; however, his new-found passion for hardcore rapping meant that he tried to "diss" me using bad rhymes and ill thought-out putdowns. It was ridiculous, and didn't really make any sense, so I started giggling. He stormed off, grumbling. FML

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By kj1 - 17/02/2014 18:28 - United States - Draper

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML

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By bunnyyy - 07/01/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. You would think he could at least spell my name right while ending our relationship. FML

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By Sorry Sir - 12/07/2023 11:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, my husband got angry at me, only because I addressed him by his own name. FML

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By Brittany - 17/04/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I began noticing a certain female name popping up on my husband’s social media notifications,so I asked him about it. He got irrationally upset at the fact that I pronounced her name wrong, told me she’s “nobody”, then said, “I hate it when you accuse me of shit!” I didn’t even accuse him of anything. FML

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By rosabelle91 - 17/06/2012 14:58 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

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Jbfu 0

Sunday 4 September 2011 15:57

Hahahahahaha oh wow. Yeah he's not worth it

zombicidal 11

Sunday 4 September 2011 16:04

ann-on-a-mus not that hard now is it

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fackincrazy 0

Monday 5 September 2011 2:56

Bet the only thing he said was you said your name wrong and you just flipped shit

auddylynne 0

Monday 5 September 2011 3:15

I hate it when guys start up drama for stupid lol things-don't waste ur time on him

HomeAl0ne 20

Monday 5 September 2011 3:19

Relax, there's a simple explanation. He just got you momentarily confused with another of his girlfriends and tried to cover up clumsily. See, don't you feel silly now you know the truth?!

Shoob1 0

Monday 5 September 2011 3:36

My husband once got mad at me for calling him by HIS name instead of "honey" .... Men are dumb lol

yourkindacool18 5

Monday 5 September 2011 3:54

so what is your name..?

daydreamer244 13

Monday 5 September 2011 4:00

dump him??

andymus_maximus 0

Monday 5 September 2011 4:44

Well when you have a nornal name with pretentious spelling or pronunciat?on... I kid

MissyBoo13 0

Monday 5 September 2011 5:16

sucks

MissyBoo13 0

Monday 5 September 2011 5:19

sucks

hibbyskid80 0

Monday 5 September 2011 5:24

i swear fmls get dumber by the days..

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