By wtf1234 - 03/05/2011 01:41 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a picnic. After we finished eating he laid down, closed his eyes, and put his head in my lap. At the exact second that I bent down to kiss him, he jumped up to get the Frisbee. We both have bloody noses. FML
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ambowew 7

Your boyfriend sounds like an overenthusiastic dog. Flying up to chase a frisbee, honestly.

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fatgirllovesfml 0

you will cherish this memory on the long run! and laugh about it, it may sound bad now but it will eventually turn out to be a good memory ;)

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Ann23 7

At least you were able to have your picnic before any of that happened.

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iEatcheesee 0

Awe, haha! Next time be careful, lol. Ouch! though :/

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HeavyMetalViking 0

Pardon me for being nosey. But is your name Mary, because you're all bloody.

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robc32ca 4

get the stick! get the stick! good boy!!!

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