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By raebelle - 02/06/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2012 15:34 - United States - Bellaire

Today, my boyfriend accidentally broke my nose the day he was meeting my parents for the first time. FML

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By Username - 22/02/2010 05:44 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was telling me about accidentally punching his best friend in the face. As he was acting it out he ended up punching me and giving me a bloody nose. FML

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By dinosaur - 10/01/2011 10:35 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend decided it would be fun to sit on my lap. In the process he landed on me so hard that he made me hit my head. Then when he turned around his elbow smacked into my nose causing it to break. FML

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Ballshot

By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 14:00

Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML

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By aloneinaz - 15/01/2017 20:00

Today, while walking downstairs to go to work, I turned the corner and my boyfriend pulled a gun on me. Apparently, he forgot I was there. FML

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Romance isn't dead

By broken - 13/09/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was fooling around with my boyfriend in his room. He grabbed me behind the head to pull me in for a hard, romantic kiss. He accidentally smashed my nose into his cheekbone, and my nose started gushing blood and continued to bleed for over 2 hours. It's broken, and he just laughed. FML

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Nosebleed

By bloody good time - 23/11/2019 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I have ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML

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By AquaRevolver - 25/05/2009 10:35 - New Zealand

Today, me and my girlfriend went paintballing. I made sure we were on the same team, so I could protect her and be manly. The first time she got shot was by me, I shot her finger. It broke. FML

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Boom, headshot

By oof - 09/07/2020 23:01

Today, my fiancé and I were discussing whether we should have a gun in the house or not. He argued that I’m too clumsy to have one. Offended, I turned around to storm off. I hit my forehead on the cabinet I'd left open and immediately started gushing blood. Point proved. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2011 03:34 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was buying a new hockey stick; to test it out he started hitting a ball around the aisle and decided to shoot it back into its bin. Instead the ball hit me dead in the mouth, giving me a fat lip. Instead of consoling me, my boyfriend yelled "GOAL!" FML

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xGabri3L 3

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:16

Pow, right in the kisser!

Zomg_Okay 26

Thursday 2 June 2011 23:31

He hasn't the slightest ******* clue about real firearms, he clearly DOES play Call of Duty...

Comments

J_Roc 0

Friday 3 June 2011 0:13

shoulda been in the kitchen, YDI

rawrzorz17 0

Friday 3 June 2011 0:14

dam salt 

birdfreak 24

Friday 3 June 2011 0:21

it's like those commercials on tru tv! =D

TheSithAssassin 15

Friday 3 June 2011 0:22

I love how you must have gone through those safety rules with him before you let him handle the rifle. I don't know, maybe always pointing it down range, always keeping your finger off the trigger, keeping the safety on until you are ready to fire, etc. Just some ideas.....

liongrou_fml 4

Friday 3 June 2011 0:27

do not use weapons :)

clumbsy_at_best 0

Friday 3 June 2011 0:28

this has happened to me before:/

raelynj24 3

Friday 3 June 2011 0:28

"accidentally"

james17s 0

Friday 3 June 2011 0:29

At least you weren't actually shot. I mean definitely a plus right?

raelynj24 3

Friday 3 June 2011 0:30

I can fire a gun properly…I'm a 12 yr.old girl………

Privations_fml 3

Friday 3 June 2011 1:09

I've seen 5 year olds shoot. What's your point?

morgan020 0

Friday 3 June 2011 1:30

My 3 yr old son can shoot a gun and I learned when I was little too. I'm a better shot than my husband when it comes to a rifle but he's better at following with a shotgun than I am.

Quasar55_fml 18

Friday 3 June 2011 1:50

You guys teach 3 years old kids how to shoot guns, seriously ? : / that's messed up !

morgan020 0

Friday 3 June 2011 10:18

it's a BB gun and yes we do. we live in the country and he has to know how to properly handle the responsibilities of a gun. he is around guns way too often to be careless with them. he knows they are dangerous and won't touch them unless my husband or I hand it to him. I would rather teach him how to handle it the correct way at an early age than have him misuse one and get hurt or hurt someone else. it's just like swim lessons you teach them early to help prevent an accident in the future.