Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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tre3s 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:28

wow you obviously don't know how to have FUN

zeedawg_yo 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:33

oh my golly... like, this exact thing happened to my best friend! that is so silly! what a coincidence!

cabrallawrence 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:43

beest fml i've ever reaad. it's hilarrrious. i wanna do that now. :)

loveurlifeJK 5

Monday 27 July 2009 4:44

aw, i actually think thats really cute. :)

yougogailcoco 0

Monday 27 July 2009 4:51

that's nothing to be mad about - I think that's really cute. Next time you see your boyfriend, give him a big hug.

Clark3 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:05

I don't see why you're complaining, I find that completely adorable!

penguinlord 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:16

That is amazing! I would do that

Molise 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:21

Three words. Yiff in hell.

kalomahe 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:31

hahaha ive done that to my boyfriend!!!!!!!

mizenki 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:36

That is adorable beyond reason. Stop bitching and be happy you have a cute man.

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