Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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jaybirdka 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:32

what a dipshit. he'll probably stalk you when you break up with him.

seanshoots 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:33

That is hot.

remivt 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:34

I want to shake your boyfriend's hand.

fallacy_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:39

Cute. Your boyfriend's a keeper.

Gaston_fml 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:42

Cute :)

armadda08 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:47

so when is he graduating from the fifth grade?

_bbailey 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:52

That is so cute in a weird way. xD

brennanhayley4ev 0

Monday 27 July 2009 2:53

dude. he was just trying to be sweet and u acting like a total bit** about it. get over your self

wickawicka 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:03

Lol the first thing I did when I read this was awwwwwww. He was trying to say that your the most important thing. Maybe it was awkward but he was just trying to express his affections. And i think it was cute that he chose koala bear cuase koalas rock. Maybe the hair is a little weird but he sounds like a joker and he didn't actually eat your hair.

Kneesoxrock 0

Monday 27 July 2009 3:08

That is the cutest thing!!! I'm going to do that!

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