Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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RealityChecker09 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:37

That's a really cute way of him showing his affection for you. :) You should be happy to have a guy like that!

LoremIpsumDolor 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:43

Choose a verb tense!

Xombyphish 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:46

Uhm, that's just mother ******' adorable, yo.

obesetoad 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:47

Hahahaha XDXDXDXDDXDXDDDD

Thamala 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:50

I'm actually envious. That sort of cuteness makes my eyes water and my heart ache with tenderness. Compared to the tales of insufferable, insensitive and occasionally abusive boyfriends frequently related here you should count yourself fortunate.

skittlez_louise 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:50

is your boyfriend retarded or something? o_0

whiskeyloverrrr 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:51

that's hella cute.

chwalek 0

Monday 27 July 2009 5:53

Honest to god, my girlfriend did that same thing to me not 24 hours ago. (Minus the hair-eating part.) I loved it.

katiekatastrophe 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:03

that's so freaking cute! please stop complaining

Light_Ty 0

Monday 27 July 2009 6:06

I would like to do silly stuff like that with a girlfriend XP (single) But.. yea... if she doesn't play along, it kills the moment and makes the guy look weird... its really ackward XD

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