Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

I agree, your life sucks 585

You deserved it 116

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

Comments

oreoocookiez 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 5:53

I wouldn't call that an FML. That's so cute. I wish my boyfriend was like yours. :<

roks_out_loud 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:03

This is like the funniest thing I've seen all day. That's adorable. Your boyfriend is the best.

sobe23 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:07

lmfao. Thats defiantly something my boyfriend would do. Look on the bright side atleast he can make you laugh.

Vestboy_Myst 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:08

I JUST DID THIS TO MY GF AND SHE SAID HAHAHA I READ THAT and we had FUN. anyone notice that FML is more like SOMETHING MILDLY ANNOYING HAPPENED IN MY LIFE Now?

yoshiyoshi_fml 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 6:29

Omfg, that is so cute. And on the bright side, be happy he knows the word 'eucalyptus', because, honestly, none of the guys I know would have any idea what that even meant. :]

Starsmydog 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 9:43

Stop being a bitch. that is the cutest thing in the ******* world. What.. would you rather have him call you an ugly ass bitch, god knows you would be posting that on here too. get over yourself.

dreamofanotaku 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 9:46

What is wrong with you? Your boyfriend is awesome and he deserves better that to have his bitch of a girlfriend to bitch on fml about something that isn't a fml.

rainbowbubbles 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 10:09

That is so adorable. Be LUCKY ,that you have a boyfriend like that. Stop trying to kill the moment you bitch. & it is not a FML

kingg223 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 10:17

UR bf is ****** hilarious

melibu 3

Tuesday 28 July 2009 10:51

#29, LMAO. OP, send your boyfriend my way. He can be my koala bear anyday. ;)

39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48

Keywords

My ex Awkward Love AITA Jealousy Friends Poopoo peepee Embarrassing Health Sports Proposal Cold weather Annoying Snow Cheating Work Money Relatable Parenting Kids DIY Accident Parents Medication ADHD Weather Miscellaneous Relationship advice Am I overreacting? Weird

The Top

Today, my roommate drew a giant red penis and scrotum on our refrigerator, using what he thought was a dry erase marker. It was a permanent marker. I just renewed my lease. I get to look at a red penis every day for the next year and a half. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 221

You deserved it 5 149

Today, while at the restaurant I work at, a bunch of kids came in. They all gave incredibly complex orders, laughed at everything I did, and made a huge mess by "spilling" hot sauce and water all over the floor. After they left, I was tipped eleven cents. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 306

You deserved it 3 563

The Top

Today, I heard someone try to get into my back garden. I ran to the front door, opened it, and shouted at whoever it was. I then saw a police officer appear, following the person who'd jumped my fence. I then realised I wasn't wearing any trousers. I'd shouted at the police half naked. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 703

You deserved it 1 885

Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 610

You deserved it 4 793

Today, on my first day as a substitute teacher in a high school, I split the seam of my trousers in front of 30 teenagers. I had nothing spare so I spent the rest of the school day with my raincoat tied around my waist hiding it. I’m here for two weeks and already I’ve lost their respect FML

I agree, your life sucks 388

You deserved it 76

Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden, I heard a familiar voice, saying, "At least someone's having fun…" It was my boss. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 056

You deserved it 35 231

Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 325

You deserved it 30 353

Today, I found out that even after having had my tubes tied, I am in fact pregnant. I have an 8-month-old son and his father just remarried another woman 2 months ago. Neither of them believe that the new baby is his. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 230

You deserved it 423