Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly... - FML

By treegirl - 26/07/2009 05:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

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solitaryspook 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:26

Your boyfriend is awesome.

MooKee 0

Sunday 26 July 2009 16:27

romantic!

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sftballdarlin_18 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 7:14

Thats actually adorably funnyy!

desperate_fml 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 20:29

i dont think this should be an FML it was cute

iLovee_fml 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 23:41

This is definitely not an FML.. Totally adorable. [:

ricockulous 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 0:47

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA THAT'S FREAKING HYSTERICAL.

likeOMGwow 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 8:24

haha your boyf is really funny. you need to lighten up lady

bjessica09 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 8:33

That is so adorable.. and sounds like something my bf would do.. hehe. That is NOT an fml moment. You should be thankful you have him.

ZombieTurtle 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 11:40

Your boyfriend is amazing, stfu.

uchihasasuke 0

Friday 31 July 2009 6:39

omg I did the same exact thing to my gf the other day! O.O besides the hair thing, lol

tana123 0

Friday 31 July 2009 7:59

funniest fml i've ever read!

sicklittlegames 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 15:46

That's too cute. You should be thankful for having a loving and caring, and somewhat spontaneous boyfriend like that. I know I would. (:

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