By anonymous - 11/06/2015 14:37 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my boyfriend and I were downtown when he pointed to a girl and said he wished I dressed more like she did. She was obviously a hooker. FML
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Emmamazing 26

since he wants you to be a hooker, start charging for sex. No, don't take my advice that's very bad advice

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Roythetickler 21

Did you point out to him that she was a ****?

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tormcn 26

You should point to a muscular guy and say you wished he looked like that

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CommentKing207 23

I hate it when guys think women have to be extremely sexual to be attractive. Forget your boyfriends idea and live YOUR life, OP.

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haynesbrand93 6

Don't worry.He's just in his 'Pretty Woman' phase

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abNormal62 23

But is he in his Richard here phase of looks?

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lil_ham1644 29

Even in his old age, I'd so tap that...

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JayGatsby 25

Haha, how did you comment the first time and get 4 thumbs down, but comment a second time, and get 4 thumbs up?

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swimthenread27 19

How are you so sure she was a hooker?

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abNormal62 23

Too many guys think with their little head but speak with their big head

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SweetSociopathy 24

If that's his idea of sexy, what's the harm in dressing up for him sometimes. You don't even have to leave the house if you're not comfortable. Is it really any different than you recommending a shirt to him?

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SadSouthernBell 18

Are you dating my ex husband?!?! If so, it gets much worse. Don't let him try to guilt or force you to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable.

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elusiveshame 22

You should probably move on with your life instead of bringing up your ex.

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TheRugMan 17

I think he knows exactly what he wants

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