By mallycat14 - 25/06/2015 16:26 - United States - Middleton

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex quite aggressively. Towards the end, he lifted his hips off the bed and then headbutted me in the nose. The only thing that came today was blood all over my new bra. FML
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mallycat14 10

Hi guys I'm the person that posted this and the reason my bra was still on was because it was a quickie . And we didn't really have time to get completely undressed lol . And no one came because my nose bled everywhere. And on top of that we had no paper towels so I had to use one of his shirts to stop the bleeding right away. And he head butted me on accident . His hips went up too fast and I basically fell into his face....

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myanichole 22

Maybe it's telling you not to wear a bra during sex

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thesmeagol 22

At least he gave you head without you having to ask for it.

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archnarquibquib 21

Damn. Tone it down just a smidgen if a bloody bra was the only thing you got out of it.

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happypenguins 24

Wow that really sucks! Bras are expensive!

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Keiajacole 16

Your bra should've been the first thing off

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Migole 36

Right, heaven forbid other people do things differently than you *facepalm*

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lexwilder 16

Technically the shirt would be off first no? Unless you normally take your bra off out your sleeve...

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SouL_WraitH 12

with knockers like yours i bet thats the first step ?...

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Joshery 14

Maybe he did it because you kept your bra on

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Theater_Chef_3 30

Hydrogen peroxide over the blood, let it fizzle out then hand wash in cold water with out detergent. After that check and see if the stains lifted off if they did wash with detergent ☺️ good luck!

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