By mallycat14 - 25/06/2015 16:26 - United States - Middleton

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex quite aggressively. Towards the end, he lifted his hips off the bed and then headbutted me in the nose. The only thing that came today was blood all over my new bra. FML
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mallycat14 10

Hi guys I'm the person that posted this and the reason my bra was still on was because it was a quickie . And we didn't really have time to get completely undressed lol . And no one came because my nose bled everywhere. And on top of that we had no paper towels so I had to use one of his shirts to stop the bleeding right away. And he head butted me on accident . His hips went up too fast and I basically fell into his face....

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myanichole 22

Maybe it's telling you not to wear a bra during sex

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Polynomial 28

38 ... **** off. How does any of this show she is selfish? Why does it matter if she wears a bra during sex? Maybe she has great dane sweater puppies and the hurt from bouncing around so much. The only selfishness I see is in your comment. Why anyone would want to sleep with someone who dictates

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Polynomial 28

what strangers wear in bed, I woulf never know. Plus, what is he innocent of? No one accused him of anything. She simply his action caused lack of ******, for all parties, and blood on her bra.

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mallycat14 10

Hi guys I'm the person that posted this and the reason my bra was still on was because it was a quickie . And we didn't really have time to get completely undressed lol . And no one came because my nose bled everywhere. And on top of that we had no paper towels so I had to use one of his shirts to stop the bleeding right away. And he head butted me on accident . His hips went up too fast and I basically fell into his face....

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jazzy_123 20

people really asked why you were still wearing a bra? Guess they've never had a quickie.

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chickypie1987 23

Who keeps a bra on during "aggressive sex" usually clothes being ripped off comes first

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kinsmas 18

Sometimes you want it too much to get fully undressed before you start riding.

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FeackDude 5

Been there, nothing like accidentally jacking your (ex)girlfriend in the face while changing positions. -.-*

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fml_user_314 6

well, every girl knows how to get blood out of her clothes, right?

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