Love: Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around...

By kylie - 15/11/2010 21:17 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were in my backyard goofing around when he tried to pick me up. He couldn't. I jokingly tried to lift him. I did so without much effort. FML

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By GirlfriendsAreBadForYourBack - 06/08/2013 16:01 - United States - Lynbrook

Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML

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Romantic

By Anonymous - 14/12/2010 01:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to pick me up, throw me over his shoulder and take me to the bedroom. Little did he know that he literally threw me over his shoulder, and I face-planted on the ground. FML

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By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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The language of love

By Anonymous - 20/01/2010 16:17 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML

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By alltern8ive - 09/11/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt and stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML

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Hedging your bets

By mauimango7 - 27/07/2010 10:07 - United States

Today, I was on the arm of my couch trying to grab something from the bookshelf, and my boyfriend was below me. I asked, "So, would you catch me if I fell?" He looked back at me, paused for a moment before saying, "How much do you weigh again?" FML

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By staciedee - 01/06/2010 09:49 - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2013 15:13 - United States - Bemidji

Today, I tried to lift my girlfriend and spin her around like in a Rom-Com. I started the spin, then heard a pop. The pain caused me to yelp and fall to the floor, dropping her on top of me. I dislocated my kneecap trying to be romantic. She only weighs about 90 lbs. FML

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By ilovedirt - 10/07/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was tanning by the pool. My friend put his arms under my back and knees and picked me up. He threw me across the kiddy pool to my boyfriend, shouting "Catch!" My boyfriend didn't catch me. Instead of a tan, I have a huge bruise. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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Bl4ck_1c3 2

Tuesday 16 November 2010 1:02

maybe he's just weak..

notsocommonsense 1

Tuesday 16 November 2010 1:03

well we know who wears the pants in this relationship

Comments

TheWicked 4

Tuesday 16 November 2010 13:54

Why are you going out with a little girl? Or are you by any chance very heavy?

dgerlach 1

Tuesday 16 November 2010 15:41

the best sh!t I've heard all week

ThePersonalDream 0

Tuesday 16 November 2010 17:53

So, let us get this straight here. Is your boyfriend scrawny and weak, or are you just slightly obese? I tried to say that polietly. ;-)

sarah17xx_fml 10

Tuesday 16 November 2010 18:55

OP, have you seen wedding photos showing the groom lifting the bride in his arms? Very romantic right? You would have to carry him instead during you wedding photo shoot. Teehee.

danz123 7

Tuesday 16 November 2010 23:12

Double standards, how I hate them. Why does it matter if you're bigger, or stronger than your boyfriend? Why is this an FML? Because you're afraid of what people may think if you're stronger or bigger? The fact is, you're both human. What, did you want him to carry you off, and you play the role of the 'damsel in distress' like in those stupid disney movies? Life isn't about appearances, or tradition. What matters is if you like him enough to think, oh wait, it doesn't matter that he's not a hulk look-a-like, or that I'm stronger/bigger than him. I still like him.

tubal069 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 3:39

Now you should compare penis sizes. I know who I'm betting on....

adidjo 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 5:11

Xeeeeena!

Nadinek98 0

Wednesday 17 November 2010 5:35

fatty.

gwcary 2

Wednesday 17 November 2010 15:37

I don't understand the problem. He probably enjoys it. I would. My wife just tried to dip me and dropped me against the wall. FML.

saturnfive 5

Thursday 18 November 2010 1:53

It's these types of FMLs that always puzzle me. There's so many about an awkward moment where a girl finds a flaw of hers in the presence of a guy. Its so confusing, how do these girls have boyfriends if they're so flawed to begin with? (no rancorous tone intended, more of a questioning thoughtful one)