Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making... - FML

By soooyeah - 30/04/2009 12:15 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were laying naked in my bed making out. All of a sudden, we hear "pop goes the weasel" outside my house. My boyfriend stops and excitedly says, "ICE CREAM MAN", flips me over, grabs his clothes, and runs out of my room. FML

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laxinmidge 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:17

you've chosen a winner.

DRchika 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 21:16

That stinks... but hey who doesnt love a good icecream cone? ^_^

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Diddlydoo1632 18

Monday 15 February 2016 5:55

Press X to be skeptical

Lincoln1998 21

Wednesday 17 August 2016 13:00

Everyone loves a good Ice Cream Cone and Bone

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 23 August 2016 22:46

I'd do the same.

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