Love: Today, my husband gave me an ultimatum - choose him or my male...

By Anonymous - 10/07/2009 09:21 - Canada

Today, my husband gave me an ultimatum - choose him or my male best friend. I chose my husband. My husband then admitted to me that he was hoping I would choose my best friend so he would have an excuse to leave me and wouldn't have to tell me he's been cheating on me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2019 18:00

Today, I asked my wife who she would choose, me or the dog. She chose the dog. No hesitation. FML

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Today, I found out my boyfriend made a move to hook up with my best friend. She was about to reciprocate, only for him to suddenly tell her that she’s a horrible friend, and then he told me about it. I’m not sure if I should be picking sides here. FML

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Today, my husband of nearly a decade told me he's been sleeping with his best friend for a year, and also a couple times with my best friend. Marriage destroyed. Life in shambles. FML

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By Homeles - 16/06/2023 00:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I was sick and tired of my husband talking to his female friend from high school all the time. They reconnected after 7 years and have been talking non-stop day and night, to the point of neglecting the marriage. I told him it was either me or her. He took off his ring and kicked me out of our house. FML

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Friday 10 July 2009 16:04

Ouch, harsh. Well, at least you can divorce his cheating ass now.

wowfmlife 0

Friday 10 July 2009 16:06

Tell him you only chose him to cover up your affair with the best friend

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Maddoctor 10

Friday 10 July 2009 16:04

Ouch, harsh. Well, at least you can divorce his cheating ass now.

0___0 9

Friday 10 July 2009 21:22

Yeah I agree, divorce him+ take the house and all your $$$$/kids/pets/valuables with you ;) BTW, if you click on the location (Ontario) there are some very interesting FMLs. These ones are the best/worst (as in worst situation but a good FML) O_O