By monkeyzz - 12/10/2012 11:11 - United States - Sonora

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML
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ManInTheMachine 19

Ah, the joys of sneaking out. A shame you're not into Golden Showers OP. You would've gotten two things out of seeing your boyfriend that day.;) Oh, and chances are your boyfriend's dad DEFINITELY knew you were out there.

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olpally 32

Oh the horror!! Did it smell like asparagus??? Lol.

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hopsinlove17 26

Watch out, we got a badass over here....and he can count!O.O

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kmt926 0

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.. Oh wait...

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Misskayfoyer 14

This is totally unrelated to the FML, but OMG I love your pic! xD

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MolesterStallone 13

Karmas a bitch

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WiseGuy79 14

How fricken lazy is his dad that he pisses off a balcony onto his own yard instead of walking to a damn washroom??

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emeraldisle 30

I hope you didn't stand there the entire time he pissed.

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annie_nk 22

Did you move as soon as you realized what that wet sensation was??

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RedPillSucks 31

Oh! I'm so sorry. I didn't see you there. By the way, do you think you two could wait until you can actually afford your own ******* house so you can use my sons' dick to **** on your own ******* deck.

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steeldragonn 4

Wow, you use your dick to make out? Impressive!

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s810s_waitin 1

I love when people write this. Like you NEVER even kissed your girlfriend/boyfriend at your parents house. Shut up.

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