By monkeyzz - 12/10/2012 11:11 - United States - Sonora

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out on his deck out back. When leaving, I heard the sliding glass door open on the upper deck, I froze in the yard to not be seen. Too bad I didn't move. Apparently his dad pees off the deck at night. I had to walk home covered in pee. FML
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ManInTheMachine 19

Ah, the joys of sneaking out. A shame you're not into Golden Showers OP. You would've gotten two things out of seeing your boyfriend that day.;) Oh, and chances are your boyfriend's dad DEFINITELY knew you were out there.

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dolphins_penny 5

you deserved it for sneaking out and if Ops dad wants to pee off a balcony he has every right to do so if he's paying for the house and the land. maybe he doesn't want to waste water to flush the toilet everytime. lol

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untamable_mare 4

That..........is.......soooooooooo..........gross! I would have been mad as hell. IDGAF who it is. I would have scared him to death and made them wash my clothes, AND take me home. Up side to what I would have done, You would have been able to spend more time with your BF and been half nude. lol

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aerogxt 7

I almost peed myself when I read this. At least you got a warm shower tonight op

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The_F3rris 11

You just stood there and took the peeing?

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mercedesfist 4

This is God punishing you for being a *****. No kissing until after marriage.

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angeluv_2014 22

This literally made me say "aw man" out loud. That had to be disgusting.

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