By Alicia - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
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epoh_fml 0

aw it sucks but you're doing him a great deed. My brother is a 31 year old virgin (I am 85% sure of this). SOMEONE has to help those poor guys out!

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jf7609 0

which hole? this guy hasn't seen any ****?

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brian666 4

Uhmmm. you deserved it for having a virgin boyfriend at that age. WTF is wrong with you?

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ughfuck1234 0

Sorry not everyone lost their virginity at 9 like you did.

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butterflyz1961 2

That's a good thing, because you know he's not a ***** and he's clean. It's hard to find a man who hasn't slept around.

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gammielikeoh 0

have you ever seen the movie? jk. at least he's younger than 40...

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AtomicBryce 0

maybe there's a reason for him being a virgin

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emochicksrule 1

HAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There's nothing wrong with not having sex until you're married but if you're going to have sex........don't ask wich hole. It makes you seem nerdy. :D

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mr_bad_ass_ 0

Awww only 6 more years and it would've been way funnier x)

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