By ThanksMom - 02/06/2009 12:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, my boyfriend proposed and the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation and a large scowl, "If you say yes, I'm leaving." FML
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Hi, FMLer here. The reason my mother said that was because she wanted me to get back together with my first boyfriend, though I've been with my new fiance for 5 years. She never got over me leaving my first and never accepted anyone after. And as you might have noticed in my previous paragraph- I said yes! (And by the way, my father told my mother if she leaves, he'd stay and wouldnt give her the car keys. ;) )

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albinoninja 0

Dude your mom sucks if she would do that in public... Seriously FYL... So what was you answer??? :p

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rclarissa 0

Wow that sux what did u say

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iDontFail_xD 0

#8, I think it's " your " and not " you're ", unless you could say the following : " You are mom's a bitch, but who cares. "

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deppfreako 0

Maybe she didn't want to stay for what you guys would do afterwards?

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NoMercy_fml 0

**** You Bitch! I'm going to be around forever!!! That's an appropriate response

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llSgtScopell 0

Im guessing he didnt go the traditional route and ask your parents for permission first eh?

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