Love: Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started... - FML

By ThanksMom - 02/06/2009 12:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and parents went out to dinner. As we started the meal, my boyfriend proposed and the restaurant burst into applause. My mother said without hesitation and a large scowl, "If you say yes, I'm leaving." FML

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ThanksMom 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:26

Hi, FMLer here. The reason my mother said that was because she wanted me to get back together with my first boyfriend, though I've been with my new fiance for 5 years. She never got over me leaving my first and never accepted anyone after. And as you might have noticed in my previous paragraph- I said yes! (And by the way, my father told my mother if she leaves, he'd stay and wouldnt give her the car keys. ;) )

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The_Great_Zucchi 15

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:09

So, don't stop there, what did you say?

albinoninja 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 20:09

Dude your mom sucks if she would do that in public... Seriously FYL... So what was you answer??? :p

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LilMissLain 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 7:52

Your mom's a bitch.

FMLROCKSMASOCKS 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:10

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. U SUCK.

spidergirl040812 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:34

hope u said. yes you're mom should kno better than thatvjesus how rude

jplumbob 4

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:38

What a rotten person. I would disown her.

alang 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:42

Damn that ****** up haha

ohhh__shittt 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:47

Haha sounds like my mom.

DrishelxFTxFyr3 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 9:23

That is ******* harsh. Dead cruel. Flip that son of a bitch off!

xxPrettyJane 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 9:53

hahah i love that the OP cleared that up. Great story! But why is your mom obsessed with you getting back together with your first boyfriend?

Csnyd2008 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 11:02

Probably a creep Momma always says.....

viperfml 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 11:08

What a bi**h your mom should really chill and say f it.

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