By Dang-ItsDanielle - 07/03/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, I was pushing my 4 year old on the swing. I did what we call our "under doggie push": I throw her up in the air while I run underneath her before she hits me coming back down. I walked away to get my water and she yelled across the park "Can we do it doggie-style again?" FML
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FML_allthetime 0

hahahaha! thats pretty great! if i were another parent in the park, i would be concerned...

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Recon_fml 0

This was a much needed laugh for the day Thanks! My wife and I do it doggy style all the time. I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead. :P

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FML_allthetime 0

hahahaha! thats pretty great! if i were another parent in the park, i would be concerned...

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BadPinkKitty07 0

lol kids say the funniest stuff! when I was little we would call them under-ducks.....

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XxTHOMAS6xX 0

every child that had a swing knows exatly what the under doggie is :)

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terranada 3

hey it could be worse....u could be a guy lol

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MiGman 5

75 yeah under ducks because you pretty much have to duck so you don't get completely decked by whoever is in the swing

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KingreX32 21

when i was a kid at my school we called em under dogs.

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sarsuela 29

I had to Google and watch a Youtube video to understand what this is. I've been swinging my whole life.

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finn_fml 0

I wouldn't be too concerned, I'm sure the other parents in the park understood... kids say stuff like that all the time.

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vitaminsandminer 0

hahahaha woww, i remember doing under doggies when i was young, too bad that happened in public soo awkward

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Cassy_fml 0

Ouch. That's an FYI alright. So cute and horrifying at the same time!

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snakeye_fml 0

that is hilarious. i'm not saying you deserve it, but its still hilarious. try thinking of a different name

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may_cause_fail 0

XD That is hilarious. Not an FML though. :]

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dammn 0

LMFAOOOO , i agree with #2 its not that bad . its funny :P

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jake_fml 0

haha i did that when i was younger, my parents now tell that story to all their friends my friends and famly members that will listen

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