By woah - 04/05/2011 11:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
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sourgirl101 28

Women have three holes so that when they get drunk, they can be carried home like a bowling ball.

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KaintukeeBob 13

Some people's children.... are male? did not have a human anatomy course in high school? were sheltered from learning about the human reproductive system? Really, ladies: when men think about your genitals, we tend to think about what we can put into them, not about what comes out of them. To a man who has lived in the United States, and grown in it's 'education' system, it's not unexpected that they (who have never had to experience a period, nor spent inordinate amounts of time watching women urinate) expect women to urinate through the big, obvious opening. The state of our education system is such that it is difficult to teach human anatomy and physiology, and understandably, the excretory process is typically not dealt with in any specific detail. Therefore, unless your boyfriend was a VERY curious child and his mother was very open, I find it hard to believe it could be expected for him to know exactly where your urethra is.

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ShyAnn29 14

I can see how someone wouldn't know that

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Sweetpea137 0

but does he really wants to know....i mean really

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Glidefedt 6

i knew that even before i started having sex education or even biology.. fail bf is fail

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ilikeemsmall 4

Seriously, who cares if the guy doesn't know? Either educate him or just let him live in ignorance. I wouldn't call it an FML though.

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alistairkb 0

I must admit, I don't know.

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hodgkinswife 0

there are three holes butt pee hole and the one for a tampon and other things ;) but the pee hole is right above the hole for the tampon

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ucofresh 4

It's funny cause I just found out myself not too long ago. lol

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roegie 0

that's awesome! yeah the urine just goes over the tampon a little more pushing is required but yeah tampon soaks up some of it

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ShyAnn29 14

there's urethra (peehole), ******, then the anus. the tampon goes in the ******, the pee come from the urethra and that's the hole in front of the vaginal opening

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julayye 0

ok me either which is sad but hey I missed a lot of school and lived in a town where there were only 80 kids in the whole high school. the honest truth is that when I put a tampon in I left the plastic part in... I figured it out later. who knows I'm probably not doing it right now either. but just so we're clear, the penis does go into the same spot we insert the tampon right...

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lovely_leahh 0

the tampon should never be in a position any urine is soaked! if any part is ournother than the string, that's awful for your vaginal muscles and it also hurts like a bitch. you aren't supposed to feel them

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RezaCookies 0

i bet there are at least 20 more others reading this still not knowing the answer.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Just inform him that during that 'time of the month' it works like a construction zone and that the 'traffic' takes a detour. That information will come in handy later in life for him.

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keyboo 0

u do not pee and bleed from the same hole

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kingtz 6

51, You would, if your renal corpuscle wasn't filtering blood out of your urine...

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khaya 9

....And that's why women pee sitting down.

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spazmattic 0

Guys urinate and ejaculate through the same hole! Cut the guy some slack.

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icadragoon 11

Girls don't pee out of their ********, we pee through our urethra.

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NastyNinja31 0

have u ever had sum left over and wen u "urinate" it builds up lik a waterhose

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cheyAnn 0

what if a guy accidentally peed instead of ejaculating....?

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DTeng 5

it's possible. just very hard (no pun intended). aiming it is another story

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RaiFrosty 5

It's not that at all. Peeing while erect is possible, but some process takes place when they ejaculate/are ready to ******, sucking the urine back up, or something along those lines. Just look it up.

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